Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Lie of the Tiger
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.18.2010
Not Out of the Woods Yet
Frank: Say it ain't so, Tra. What about the Seattle Seahawks cheerleader? That one kinda thick Rockette? That blind woman in the business class bathroom on the Acela? Were those all lies, too?
Tracy: But Frank, I still party. I'm still terrible at my job!
Frank: I looked up to you! Now I hate you.
Jenna: Tracy, I know what you're going through. I got a lot of flack after I ate the pig that played Babe. I learned you have to go on the offensive, start denying this stuff.
Tracy: I did, J-Mo. I held a press conference this morning. But it's like a black Barbie doll in Arizona -- nobody's buyin' it.
Dot Com: Well we just lost another one, Tra. I just got off the phone with the people from Horny Goat Weed. They're dropping you as their spokesman.
Tracy: But John Edwards and I were supposed to ride on that Cinco de Mayo float!
Dot Com: Yet another black superstar taken down by his personal life.
Jenna: Just like my favorite golfer -- O.J. Simpson.
SSM: Romance for the Defeatist Era
Lemon: Settling soul mates? That is grim. And I've played Monopoly alone.
Wesley: I know it's not ideal, but we both benefit. I could open jars and kill bugs for you. And you could make me look less gay at work functions.
Rife with Lem-anigans
Lemon: Okay, mentor time. I need a pep talk!
Jack: Lemon, I'm not in the mood to solve your lady problems or listen to a story about whatever escapee from the island of misfit toys you're currently dating.
Lemon: No, this is Liz relationship emergency. It's a Liz-aster!
Porn: Parody or Parity?
Dave Hess: Jack, women hate porn. Almost as much as men hate going to outlet malls.
Jack: Yes, women hate porn. Our porn. But women do have one insatiable need -- to jabber. And it doesn't matter if you have a headache, or you're not in the mood, or you're about to go to Don Geiss's funeral. They barge right into your office and start complaining about a boyfriend or a co-worker, and you're supposed to sit there and nod and tell them they're right. And the more you give it to them, the more they want it.
Dave Hess: I tell ya, sometime's my wife'll be blatherin' on about something, and I'll think, "I'm more than just a pair of ears, you know? I'm a person. Who thinks about sex every seven seconds!"
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