Episode Report Card Daniel: B+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT If you don't know Des by now, you will never, never, never know him.
By Daniel | Season 2 | Episode 23 | Aired on May 23, 2006
So let's see if I can piece together this "plan": Sayid goes ahead to see how many people are in the village, and if the coast is clear, then he fires up some black smoke into the air, so the Lostaways can meet him in the...empty village? Which won't be empty for long because the black smoke will COMPLETELY GIVE THEM AWAY? And Jack's end of the plan was to: not tell Sawyer, Hurley and Kate about Michael leading them into a trap. And then, when the cat's out of the bag, the plan was TO LET MICHAEL LEAD THEM INTO THE TRAP? I just...I mean, come ON! You guys completely deserve what's about to happen to you, after the Others do that annoying whispers thing that gives the Lostaways all a chance to point their guns into the jungle, even though they can't see anything.
And then, Sawyer gets a dart in the neck and immediately begins convulsing. After the initial shock, Kate and Jack decide their silly pistols are no match for invisible blowguns and start running for the woods. See ya, Sawyer! Hurley completely turtles, but I guess, spry or not, if the Others can snipe Sawyer like that, Hurley ain't gonna be the hardest target to hit. Kate gets a dart in the shoulder, so Jack grimaces and just fires his gun blindly into the jungle ahead of them, before picking Kate up and throwing her over his shoulders. And he gets it in the leg. He struggles forward as best he can before collapsing on the ground. And the last thing he sees are the Others coming for them with ropes and hoods. Hey, Jack, maybe you should explain your plan to them. Your plan is so fucking simple, I'm sure they'd fucking understand it. That's the beauty of it, Jack.