Episode Report Card Erin: A | 66 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT Save the Cheerleader -- Check. Save the World -- Not So Much.
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 9 | Aired on 2006.11.20
He asks her when the picture was taken, and she tells him it was taken at Charlie's birthday, six months ago. Ando asks if she knows Hiro and she says that she does and that he and Charlie were tight. Ando asks where Hiro is now and the waitress says that he disappeared from Charlie's life a couple of weeks ago. Ooooh, maybe she's not dead but just missing -- like some of the posters have speculated! Ando looks confused. You and me both, brother. Also? Apparently Masi Oka appeared on Conan last week and he talked about how his publicist gave him the recap in which I say that I'd like to keep Hiro as a pet. Masi seemed to think this was very amusing and wasn't bothered by it at all. He even said that as long as I fed him, he'd be totally cool with being kept in a cage. I would just like to state, for the record, that I do not have any deep-seated desire to put Masi Oka in a cage. I think he's a lovely person, with a geeky sense of humor, and I love his portrayal of Hiro. But I do NOT want to lock him up. Because that would be weird.
But if he'll give me an interview, I'll promise to throw a lot of tasty snacks his way. What? I'm sure he likes snacks! And I'll even give him water! And pet him a lot. No, NOT LIKE THAT. Ew. You're dirty.
House O' Bennet. Claire's stretched out on her bed, reading Papa Suresh's book, when her Sidekick rings. She picks it up and the message, from "FilmsByZach" reads, "Clack! Clack clack!" Claire messages back, asking him what he's doing. He responds, "Throwing rocks at ur window! Open up!" Hee. Aw. Claire goes to her window and sure enough, Zach's climbing up a ladder outside. "I'm here to rescue you," he says. Claire says she's grounded. "No one grounds the queen," he retorts. You should know, honey. He climbs in and says that you only get to be homecoming queen once and Claire's already cemented her victory in the eyes of the student body by punching Jackie in the face. Zach says she deserves this, and Claire cheerily agrees. "And tonight, you can be my date to the dance," she sing-songs.