Episode Report Card M. Giant: B+ | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Kiefer to the Rescue! Um, Kiefer?
By M. Giant | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 01.09.2005
She shrinks up into the upper right corner of the screen; DoDder weeps in the upper right at the thought of losing her DaD (which I totally would too. Either one of my parents. I would be inconsolable); Kiefer wonders how much longer VVH is going to be in the gas station; VVH wonders the same thing, pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration; and Potato Face is still doing her thing. VVH finally gets to the register as Kiefer calls Potato Face one more time. She tells him it's going to be at least another five minutes. Kiefer says he'll need to come up with a way to stall VVH, and rings off with an order for Potato Face to keep at it. Kiefer gets out of the Kiefmobile, opens up the back, pulls out one of those nifty cargo drawers that I would want if I drove an SUV, and selects a messenger bag and a small black bundle. He makes his way up to the door of the gas station, taking care not to be seen, as VVH hands the cashier some money (which was no doubt yours until you used it to buy either illegal drugs or gas for your SUV, depending on your political persuasion). Just outside the door, Kiefer's small black bundle turns out to be a ski mask, which he pulls on over his face before he bursts through the door, gun out, hollering, "Everybody put your hands up now! You! Don't move!" VVH can't fucking believe it. He's not the only one.
Announcer: "An all-new hour of 24 starts now." M. Giant: "Oh, just kill me already."