Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Jingle Bell 30 Rock
By Lady Lola | Season 4 | Episode 8 | Aired on 12.10.2009
Jack: Hey, what was the name of that abandoned factory where we used to go shoot BB guns at rats?
Nancy: Woolfer Cap and Gown.
Jack: Of course! Is that still there?
Nancy: No, they tore it down and put up a big playground.
Jack: Oh, what a shame!
Nancy: Yeah.
Jack: So, can I buy you a nightcap?
Nancy: Better not. We have an early train back to Boston tomorrow. You know how hard it is to get teenagers out of bed in the morning.
Jack: Yes, but not in the way you're talking about.
Ms. Woolf She Ain't
Jack: Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you never left your hometown?
Lemon: Of course. Have you not read my terrible short story "The Two Paths of Virginia Apple"?
Cruisin' for a Bruisin'
Lemon: Are you Larry Wilcox?
Larry Wilcox: Yes, ma'am. This evening you have permission to call me Officer John Baker. Oh, but no sex stuff. And no touching my gun.
Jack: Merry Christmas, Lemon!
Lemon: Wait, how is this zero dollars?
Larry Wilcox: Well he promised to get me on Dancing with the Stars.
Lemon: But that's on ABC.
Larry Wilcox: Donaghy!
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