Episode Report Card Sara M: D | 12 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT And Away They Blow...
By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.12.2007
T-Bag wins a little bit of like from me when the first thing he does is laugh at RevCam for going on a road trip with so many people. Then T-Bag adds that his road trip will be "on the back of a bike with an inexperienced dentist who thinks he could be my dad." That is a recipe for disaster, unless the dentist has a sidecar, in which case it's a recipe for ridiculousness. And disaster. RevCam encourages this by saying he thinks the guy is T-Bag's father. T-Bag says the guy seems "like a decent kinda family guy." You know, one of those family guys with an eighteen-year-old boy running around thinking he might be his son. T-Bag says there aren't many decent family guys left out there, except for RevCam, of course. RevCam tries not to look too pleased with himself and asks who's working at Flicks tonight, as it apparently only employs T-Bag and Mac to work the ticket booth during its showings of stupid cartoons. T-Bag says Flicks is closed due to "technical problems," i.e., he burned the place down. Apparently, Ruthie works there as well now, since she's one of the only CamKids to work during high school. Good for her. RevCam asks where Ruthie is if she isn't at work or home, realizing a good several hours after the fact that Ruthie is missing, and T-Bag says that she's talking to Martin and has a surprise for RevCam and Annie when she gets home. T-Bag is under orders not to tell them what it is, though. We go to commercial with RevCam standing around making a stupid facial expression.
Unlike in the last series finale, Martin actually gets to make an appearance. He's sitting in the car with Ruthie, who's trying to convince him that he's not in love with her. Damn right he isn't! She looks ten! Gross, Martin. Martin says that Ruthie's wanted to go out with him all this time, and now that he finally wants to go out with her, she's already found someone else. Sucks to be you, Martin. Sucks to be Ruthie too, as she reveals that she can't dump T-Bag for Martin because she HAS T-BAG'S NAME TATTOOED ON HER BACK. Apparently, this was the subject of an episode this season where it was revealed that all the Camdens had secret tattoos, including Annie and RevCam. And RevCam's tattoo was a cross on his hip, which is a such girly place to put a tattoo. SamVid don't have tattoos yet, unless you count the time when they drew moustaches on their faces with permanent marker. "Why'd you do that?" Martin snaps, disgusted, reminding us all what a self-righteous prick he is. You know what's more permanent that a tattoo, Martin? Having a child with the horrible Duff girl. Ruthie just says it was a stupid mistake and she did it on an impulse. And she wants to be with T-Bag for the rest of their lives, even though, as Martin points out, T-Bag's mother is a "you know." Actually, I don't know. And no one's going to tell me. The only time on this show when some exposition would come in handy, and there is none. Ruthie says that it makes T-Bag even better, since he treats her so well after the way he was raised. Martin asks Ruthie if she's still planning to go to Scotland after she graduates. She says that if she does, T-Bag will go with her. He loves Scotland, she says, even though I doubt he's ever been there. Beyond the kilts and the cool accents, there's bad weather and haggis. It takes some getting used to. Ruthie says that she wants to travel the world with T-Bag. Just don't cross the border, Ruthie, because I have a feeling you'll have a hard time getting back in. Martin says he hopes to find a woman who feels that way about him someday. They hug and say good-bye. Whatever.