Episode Report Card Sara M: D | 12 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT And Away They Blow...
By Sara M | Season 11 | Episode 22 | Aired on 05.12.2007
Exterior CamPound. It's not looking like a home that's ready for its occupants to leave, with all the flowers in the front porch that will need watering. I guess Martin's dad is going to be taking care of that as well. Maybe he'll finally move those bikes and the Fisher Price car into the garage once and for all. SamVid report downstairs wearing dorky matching outfits. Annie asks them what they’re bringing, saying that RevCam is "tighter than airport security" about making sure everyone brought only three items (a cell phone and a charger count as one item). Maybe they can get a date out of it though, since that's one thing airport security is good for on this show! SamVid have packed ridiculously, and produce a sock each, saying they'll take turns wearing the pair. Annie says clothes don't count as items. "They're socks," Vid "explains." Sigh. I see those kids still haven't quite grasped the concept of underwear. And Annie still hasn't learned that her kids are total morons, so she dares to ask what else they brought as their items. Vid brought an extra pair of underwear, while Sam brought his swimsuit, hoping to use as it either underwear or a swimsuit, depending on the situation. Wow, great thinking there, Sam. I see homeschool has taught you some great problem-solving skills, if not the definition of "clothes." Annie gently reminds them that they can pack all that stuff in their small suitcase, then wonders what they did pack in the bags Annie put in the RV. "Candy," they say. Annie, why didn't you check the bags before you put them in the RV? Honestly, what were you expecting?
Annie gets an angry expression on her face and lowers herself to the kids' level, telling them to think of three items each (a cell phone and charger count as one item) they would want with them forever. Meanwhile, Annie will help them pack their clothes. SamVid run away, so Ruthie and T-Bag enter. Annie reminds them of the three items rule in case anyone forgot in the past five seconds (a cell phone and charger count as one item), and they say they're ready to go. "THEN LET'S DO IT!" Annie frantically exclaims.
And so we head into a music montage (to "I'll Fly Away," not like it matters) of everyone lined up outside the RV with their three items (a cell phone and charger count as one item). RevCam stands at the head of the line and does not die of a heart attack as he inspects everyone's stuff. Wow, this certainly is the culmination of RevCam's nosy stalkerness and everything else he’s stood for over the last eleven seasons, having the entire cast line up outside a home he didn’t pay for to enter after a thorough inspection of their meager belongings.