Episode Report Card Couch Baron: B+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Douglas Adams Had No Idea
By Couch Baron | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 10.11.2005
Outside, Beaver catches Veronica. She starts to call him "Beaver," but amends it to "Cassidy." I will not be doing the same. Beaver tells her it's cool that she joined FBLA, and then nervously asks if he can talk to her about his dad. Veronica wonders what earthly concerns Big Swinging Dick could have, but Beaver tells her that all Charisma does is spend their money, and what's more, he thinks Charisma is, to paraphrase a condom wrapper, "Living Large," which violates the prenup she signed. Veronica thinks the condom wrapper is hardly proof, so Beaver offers her $500 to get some, in the form of photographic evidence. Veronica asks for an even thousand, and Beaver agrees. Aw, don't gouge The Beav, Veronica. He's already spending all his pocket money on eyeliner. Seriously, as the posters noted, why are they using so much on poor Kyle this season? Unless they're transitioning him into dressing Goth, which I would totally be in favor of, if only to see what few neurons Little Dick has fuse at the sight. Anyway, Beaver gives Veronica a copy of Charisma's schedule, wishes her luck, and takes off. VMVO says she might just be a Future Business Leader of America yet.
Cut to VMVO telling us Charisma's schedule -- "Ten o'clock. Brunch with the girls." Heh -- I'd like to see Charisma in a Sex And The City-type brunch. "Well, I'm nailing the seventeen-year-old murder-accused son of the multi-millionaire acting sensation who slept with and then killed the son's girlfriend. Pass the soy milk?" Noon, pilates; 3 PM, shiatsu massage, organic enzyme facial, "and, I'm willing to wager, a sunshine colonic." I have to say that last sounds like a contradiction in terms, but when all you're really talking about is shoving a hose up your ass, it makes you appreciate the value of a good euphemism. VMVO wonders if she should consider a career as a Neptune trophy wife. Well, considering that the combined net worth of your last two boyfriends is enough to buy you better surveillance equipment than that of the CIA, I'm surprised it hasn't crossed your mind already. By the way, Veronica's walking by a school bus here, and the maker's name is "Thomas." Heh. I wonder if we can look forward to it flattening a murderer later on in the season. Veronica comes across Moustache Cop in the parking lot, who says that Lamb wants to ask her some questions. Veronica: "My answer was final. I will not go to prom with him." Thanks for the reminder that Christmas will be here before we know it. Moustache Cop opens the passenger door, and Veronica holds up her wrists: "Deputy Sachs, take me away!" Watch out for the forum posters in front of you, hon. ["...Really? That guy?" -- Wing Chun]