Episode Report Card M. Giant: A- | 1 USERS: B+ YOU GRADE IT The Curse of the Red Pearl
By M. Giant | Season 22 | Episode 2 | Aired on 02.24.2013
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"...You are at the back of the pack but you are still in the race and you are team number nine!" They jump up and down in excitement and disbelief that another team actually sucked more than they did today.
Idries & Jamil make it to the Roadblock at last and at this point it doesn't matter which of them is doing it. He gets through it with lots of dissolve edits that indicate this is all academic anyway and more about not giving up than actually winning. When they make it to the mat, they are, unsurprisingly, Philiminated. And now I don't have to learn to tell them apart after all. They interview about having given their best effort and admit to Phil that their biggest fear was the water. "From start to finish, that's what killed us." Not that their start and finish were all that far apart. They go limping off the beach with the palm fronds still wrapped around their limbs. After this, I just hope every patient they have asks them to assist with water births.
M. Giant is a Minneapolis-based writer with a wife, a son, and a number of cats that seems to have settled at around two. Learn waaaay too much about him at Velcrometer, follow him on Twitter, or just e-mail him at M.Giant[at]gmail.com.
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