Episode Report Card Megyn: D | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT The Bill Of Wrongs
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 3 | Aired on 07.25.2000
We go to Clayton entering the lunch room to meet Glynn. Clayton is wearing an outfit straight out of Eddie Murphy's last music video. Glynn looks up wearily from a bottle of scotch to remind Clayton that his (Hughes') father was stabbed at that very table by an inmate. Clayton sees his cue and says that yes, he was the one who gave Adebesi the gun. Glynn bitch-slaps him. Glynn tells him, amidst Hughes's rapid justifications for what he did, not to say another "Dad-burn word." While Hughes regards him with the look of a man in some serious fear of the fashion police, Glynn tells him quietly that he is trying to protect him. A guard walks in, and Leo tells him to arrest Hughes. (Eh? That's protection?) Cut to Adebesi telling Glynn and Murphy that the gun was stolen from his cell. Glynn shouts, "Off with his hat!" Actually, he says, "Take him to the hole!" as we see Ade"bittyhat"esi tapped on the shoulder by a guard who doesn't appear able to bend in any way. We then see Hernandez regard Adebesi triumphantly as he walks to solitary. Then we see Adebesi thrown in solitary. Naked. Yeah.
New prisoner, number zero zero M eight seven one. Thanks to Hill's helpful hints, we learn said prisoner is Enrique Morales. We see a flashback of him head-butting a man to death on what appears to be a rooftop. Cut to Morales with Chucky Pancamo. Chucky tells Morales "try Morales, all alone" that he, Adebesi, and Hernandez were partners selling tits. This is their word for drugs. Morales, in his best nod to Tony Soprano, says, "This I know." When Chucky tells him Hernandez is having some sort of a breakdown, Morales says, "This, I also know." Basically, they don't want a partner who is "loco," so they figure Morales comes with "cred," and if Morales wastes Hernandez, he's in like Flynn.
Morales goes to see Rebadow in his pod and asks him to kill Hernandez, since he is a person Hernandez wouldn't suspect. When Rebadow objects to killing, Morales reminds him that that is not only why he hears God, but why he landed his ass in Oz thirty-five years ago, and then gives Bob the option of either killing Hernandez and collecting the fruits of one granted request for this deed, or being killed himself. Rebadow opts for the former. Morales tells him that he will arrange for Rebadow to be transferred into Hernandez's pod so he can then "stick him in the neck." The rationale Morales uses as to why Bob won't then go to death row is that it will be -- ready? Self defense. Did you see that coming? No? Me neither. Wow. What a twist! Morales sets it up with Murphy later that Hernandez seems edgy. Next we see Bob carry his pillow and blankie, a.k.a. "wooby," into Hernandez's pod. After some light conversation between the two while Jack Tripper breezes through on his way to visit Mr. Furley, Hernandez advises Bob to go to sleep.