Episode Report Card Pamie: B+ | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT Look Who's Talking...Still
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 1 | Aired on September 23, 2002
Lorelai suggests that she and Rory come back a little later, so the girls walk the five steps to the festival. Oh, man. Cue the a cappella group that will never stop singing "Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days of Summer" for the next half hour. You can't escape it. Don't even try. I'll just use the following abbreviation for every time you hear that line of song: LHCD. Then we all know the joke and I can move on without us having to stop and give the joke as much attention as it's asking for. So, yeah, it's just a festival. The winter celebration was much more festive, if you ask me. Lorelai asks Rory whom she's looking for. Rory says she's not looking for anybody; she's just taking in the festivities. We got it. Who the hell are all these people that show up in Stars Hollow for celebrations, anyway? LHCD.
Kirk runs up to Lorelai and asks whether she's used the Hay There products yet. She hasn't. Kirk's glad, because apparently there's been a little problem. I'd say the problem is Kirk's speed addiction, because Sean Gunn's become even skinnier than Rory. Can someone put some food on the Crafts Services table for these people, please? Man. Kirk says that the product has developed some strange reactions to light...and air...and movement. Kirk says that Lorelai needs to get rid of the products, but that throwing them in the trash would be an EPA violation. He suggests that she blast them into space. He promises to come by and pick the stuff up tomorrow. "Hey," Lorelai says to Rory. "Do you sometimes think this town is weird, or is it just me?" Whatever.
Miss Patty's got three kids (the three who didn't get to play soccer) tap-dancing in front of the gazebo, where the men in striped outfits sing LHCD. Lorelai and Rory find Taylor and ask if he's where the mosh pit starts. Taylor's proud of his "band" from New York.