Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hey, Good Lookin', Don't Poison Me with Your Cookin'
By Lady Lola | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.19.2009
Later, Lemon meets with Drew for lunch. She tells him it will be a 45-minute wait. He offers to talk to the hostess, i.e. milk his sexy, but Lemon has a point to make that trumps even sandwiches. For Lemon, that's huge.
Over at 30 Rock, Jack has enlisted Tracy's kick-ass, besuited kids -- Tracy Jr. and George Foreman -- to help in Operation: Indenture Tracy. They are more than game, as he is proving entirely too useful around the house at packing lunches composed of mayonnaise and cigarettes, not to mention setting up a recording studio to indulge his inner Eddie Murphy They read Jack the riot act for making them into stereotypes and possibly not even voting for Obama. For shame! They say that Mrs. Jordan took a "spa week," a.k.a. ran for her life. Jack admits he needs their help, but Tracy Jr. has no sympathy for "the dumbest cracker in all of New York." He tells Donaghy to "Fix it!"
Back at lunch, Lemon persists in strategically covering Drew's face every time the waitress approaches so he can truly understand how the simple folk live. He marvels at how he no longer gets "sweetheart" cooed at him whilst coiffing complimentary absinthe and ordering off the menu. Lemon breaks it all down for him. The explanation involves the disclosures that Drew was the inspiration for Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid and that Giada De Laurentiis can't cook for shit, either. Not sure how surprised some of you will be re: the latter revelation. For God knows what reason, Drew says he wants to live like everyone else. He promises Lemon that he can take the honesty. Cue Lemon beating the pants off of Drew at tennis. He deems the racket "a fart" and her "a cheating bitch." "We no make out now?"
The next day at TGS, Jack pulls his trump card: Kenneth. He recruits the scrappy young page to deliberately cut off Tracy, thereby exploiting Tracy's Achilles' Heel; not being able to do anything for himself. Just then, the phone rings. Kenneth seems utterly reluctant, but Jack promises this will be the only way to get Tracy back. Kenneth answers the phone in the voice of Cranston, a ragamuffin NBC Page on exchange from the gutters of Derbyshire. Tracy leaves a message.