Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B- | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Hey, Good Lookin', Don't Poison Me with Your Cookin'
By Lady Lola | Season 3 | Episode 15 | Aired on 03.19.2009
Jenna: Whatever. He's hogging the buzz!
Frank: You've got buzz! You were in that magazine that time.
[Show: Full-page picture magazine shot of Jenna in "Who Wore It Better?" getting schooled by the exquisite Miss Piggy, 84% to 16%.
Jenna: I don't even know what you're referring to -- and that was two years ago!
Now That You Mention It...
Jack: Tracy, I hope you know how much we value you here at TGS. I like to think of this staff as a family.
Tracy: This is better than a family! No one around here asks me for my damn bone marrow.
Jack: Well, why don't we make this easy around here and renew your existing contract with a three percent increase?
Tracy [waits about four beats]: Okay. Sorry it took me so long to answer. I was just thinking about how weird it is that we eat birds.
The Downside of The Bubble
Lemon: Something happened with Drew.
Jack: Oh no! He's had a BFF?
Lemon: Ugh, never! It's The Bubble! He is a doctor who doesn't know the Heimlich Maneuver! He can't play tennis, he can't cook, he's as bad at sex as I am... but he has no idea!
Sit Down, Esposito!
Jenna: Thank you, Team Jenna, for being here. Obviously my Today Show charity hair cut is just the first stop on my reinvention tour.
Pete [under his breath]: This is serial killer language.
Jenna: My mother's boyfriend raised me to believe that a woman's hair is her crowning glory. A hair cut can make or break a career. Before "The Rachel," Jennifer Aniston was just a chunky nobody who couldn't get a job.
Hair Stylist: Wasn't she already on Friends?
Jenna: Richard Esposito, move to the back! But if I make the wrong choice, I could end up like Keri Russell, Felicity Season Two. Everyone shout out words that describe my beauty.
Pete: Fading!
Cerie: Eighties!
Richard Esposito: 1880s.
Hulu This Right Now! J-E-L-L-Hell No!
Jack: Lemon, you've met Rick from Accounting.
Lemon: Hi.
Rick [hereafter referred to as "Fake Bill Cosby"]: Hello.
Jack: I've arranged for one of Tracy's childhood idols to reach out to him.
Tracy: Hello?
Jack: Tracy, this is Jack, I have someone here who wants to speak with you.