Episode Report Card Lady Lola: B | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Munchkins & Masochists
By Lady Lola | Season 3 | Episode 13 | Aired on 03.05.2009
Later that night, Jack and Lemon parse the day. They "cheers" to Lemon getting everything she wants... some day. The glow-y moment is interrupted when a harried, disheveled John Lithgow staggers to Jack's door asking for help getting out of maze-like 30 Rock. Jack unflinchingly shuts the door in his face. You would, too. Need I remind you of Third Rock from the Sun? Yeah, I thought so.
And now for your little powdered sugar-covered, comedic sugar high...
Sounds Like My Kind of Friday
Pete: Donuts and then bed. What are you depressed about... or celebrating?
Where Do I Get My Tickets?
Jack: It's Friday night, and I need something to do.
Lemon: Don't you have some gallery opening or a fundraiser to give bow ties to inner city youths?
The Mitigation Diet
Lemon: I want mine to stay, please.
Donut Girl: You want a dozen donuts to stay?
Lemon: And skim milk.
Absentee Father Knows Best
Jack: I grew up without a father, too, Frank. Good old Billy Donaghy left when I was two. He'd show up every now and then to impregnate my mom and punch out umpires at my little league.
How 'bout That Etymology?
Frank: My whole life, I said I was gonna be something -- restore the glory of the Rossitano name. It's Sicilian dialect. It means "well poisoner."
Jack: In Gaelic, Donaghy means "dun basket."
Lorenzo Lamas Will Lend You His Shoulder
Lemon: Man, there are just so many different devices for guys to not call you on now. When I was your age, you could just be like, "Oh, he probably tried to call but my line was busy," and then just watch Falcon Crest and cry yourself to sleep.
I'm Sure Freud Would Have a Few Thoughts on This Topic
Jack: Maybe it's because we didn't have fathers. Maybe that's why we're drawn to movies where the father pushes away the child-slash-legendary North American forest ape.
Kenneth Learns the Ins and Outs of Prison Bitches
Kenneth: But even prisoners have birthdays! I saw one on Oz. It was... interesting.
The Best Kind of Presents!
Tracy: I don't need a birthday, 'cause I buy myself all the presents I need. And because of my drinkin', they're often a surprise.
Ripped from the Pages of an Academic Journal
Jack: This morning it hit me in the shower why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry." That film has layers.