Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Picture This
By Jacob Clifton | Season 2 | Episode 9 | Aired on 08.09.2011
MARINWORLD
Emily: "Just in case, I am going to throw out all the many lotions and creams and things that I own. I'm coming for yours next. We can't be sure that A didn't put HGH in all of them. Right now your mother could be growing a Fu Manchu. Consider me the TSA agent of your life."
Hanna: "I'm really sorry you got slowly poisoned, but I love my beauty products. Particularly this $100 bottle of moisturizer made from the pearls found in endangered placentas, which I'll just be taking..."
Emily: "Which you shoplifted?"
Hanna: "...Which I shoplifted."
Emily: "Steroids give you bacne and fat-assism also."
Hanna: "Get this stolen moisturizer out of here!"
Emily: "As long as I'm living here I might as well trick you out of being a sociopath."
Hanna: "Obligatory snottiness about my dad, check. Let's eat food."
Emily: "I cannot. I am too worried about what everyday items may come for my stomach next."
A: "PS I totally have your HGH test results. You are mine. You are totally the Hanna now. Get ready to eat some cupcakes. And by cupcakes I mean fistfuls of hell."
SCHOOL
Aria: "I hate to say it, but A is right. She owns your ass now."
Emily: "Hey, how come your brother broke into my house that time?"
Aria: "He said something about Helter Skelter but that's it. I let it slide."
Jason: "Ladies. Aria."
Emily: "Are you friends with Jason? Is this a fun thing were we talk about boys, or is this a scary thing about oh my God is Spencer standing behind me?"
Aria: "All I did was have a harmless dream about fucking him this morning."
Emily: "Cheater!"
Aria: "I cannot control my fevered brain. Look at what I am wearing."
Emily: "But Spencer says he killed his sister!"
Aria: "Spencer says everybody killed his sister. Spencer says literally everybody you can think of killed his sister. Consider Toby."
Emily: "I get the wounded bad-boy thing, but don't try to fix Jason. I am a living testament to what happens when we date crazy. And don't dream about him either."
Aria: "I think I am breaking up with Ezra and don't even realize it."
Emily: "I know that one, too. Listen, I'll keep your mental cheating a secret but only if you stay away from Jason. Spencer is going to shit."
Aria: "She's in surgery for the rest of the day anyway. I hear they're letting her do a heart transplant, which I guess means she scared them into letting her do a heart transplant."