Episode Report Card Daniel: A- | 4 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT First Do Not That Much Harm
By Daniel | Season 3 | Episode 6 | Aired on 2006.11.08
Ben says he's disappointed in Jack's decision. Jack walks right up to the glass. "Well, Ben, at least you won't have to be disappointed for very long," he says. Hee! Hee hee hee! You like apples, Ben?
Flashback to Kate and Cap'n Firefly or whatever his name is lying in post-coital bliss. Kate traces circles on his chest and says he shouldn't have come here. He deadpans that he's full of regret, but she's saying that it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. He corrects that it's bad luck to see the bride in her wedding dress before the weddingâ¦and Kate is naked. Said dress is hanging on the bathroom door, and he asks if she's tried it on yet. She says she had to hold her breath to get the "claspy things" (er, that would be the "clasps") to clasp, so she's waiting until the very last minute, which Cap'n Firefly says is in about twelve hours. Kate goes kind of quiet at this, so Cap'n Firefly says, "Hey, I know it's been fast. But this is right. I know it's real. And I love you, Monica." "Monica"? Lucky bastard. I get my wife's name wrong, I'm on the couch. At a buddy's place. But Kate just says, "I love you too, Cap'n Firefly," so I guess Kate's keeping some secrets, huh? Then they start making out, and presumably Kate's about to start burning more calories to help her get the claspy things to clasp.