Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT Nice Between Women
By Jacob Clifton | Season 3 | Episode 18 | Aired on 03.18.2012
Cary: "Alicia, I probably like you more than anybody else on this entire show does at this point. Please just ask me for things. And also, how come you're here and not her?"
Alicia: "Cary, I probably like you more than I do anybody else on this entire show at this point. I asked to come because I wanted to see you. I heard things were weird."
Cary: "Yeah, I got demoted from Deputy SA. Self-inflicted wound."
Alicia: "Characteristically, I won't even inquire further, because that sounds like a painful subject. But I will ask if you are safe."
Cary: "I am not. And thank you."
Alicia: "Hey, let's cheer you up. Want to have a competition to see who is prettier?"
Cary: "It's a motherfucking walk-off!"
They both win. Everybody wins, really. It was kind of a tie to start with.
RAKER TESTIMONY
Alicia: "So you're the team's enforcer?"
Canning: "That's not a hockey position, she's just trying to bias you."
Judge: "How so?"
Alicia: "Well, an enforcer is someone on a hockey team who responds to supposedly dirty plays from the opposing team by attacking aggressively..."
Canning: "Uh, objection to that."
Alicia: "Do you want me to explain the bias or not?"
Everybody: "Good one."
Judge: "Move on. Trust me when I say I get it."
Alicia: "Did your coach ever tell you to knock people's brains in?"
Raker: "He asked me to check offenders who crossed the line."
Alicia: "Like, 'take them out'? Yes, I know the lingo."
Raker: "Legally. Checking them legally."
Another video is introduced, where Duverney took out Raker's teammate Christian Lund in a kind of brutal way, followed by a postgame interview in which a hockey jihad is aggressively and openly put on Duverney's head, as a bounty.
Raker: "I don't recall that."
Alicia: "Really? Because you're standing right there, visible, when they're saying this."
Raker: "I don't remember. I'm just a hockey player."
Alicia: "Okay but he actually said, 'We are coming after you in February,' and the next game you had with that team was in February, and then you gave Mr. Duverney permanent brain damage."
Raker: "I am a hockey player. I subsist on raw meat and live in a cage. Do you really think I follow your human calendars?"