Episode Report Card Erin: A | 52 USERS: B- YOU GRADE IT They're Baaaaaaack
By Erin | Season 1 | Episode 12 | Aired on 2007.01.22
Mohinder tells the agent that all the people on The List share a unique genetic marker that his father was able to map and track using the Human Genome Project. The F.B.I. agent is all, yeah-huh. Seriously. He's not even listening. That's why I thought he was either just giving lip service to Mohinder (dirty!) or wasn't F.B.I. at all. Mohinder says that he's been trying to track these people down in order to warn them about Sylar. The agent scoffs openly at Mohinder's declarations and says that they ran Sylar's name through their system and didn't get any hits. But they did follow up on another name that was on The List: Sara Ellis. He holds up a picture of her and, lo and behold, it's actually Eden, only with long hair.
Mohinder's mildly shocked and tells the agent that he knows Sarah as Eden McCain and that she lives across the hall. The agent informs him that, seeing as they just fished Eden McCain's body out of a Canadian lake, she's not living anywhere but the morgue at the present moment. She had a bullet to the brain and was classified as a suicide, which, really, she kind of was. Now Mohinder's full-on shocked. He sits on the desk and, when the agent asks if Eden was his friend, he responds that he doesn't know what she was.
Primatech Paper. Bennett's chatting up Bitchy McFussyPants. He hands her a card and she bitch-walks over to Audrey and Matt. Matt immediately pulls out a shovel and starts digging his own damn grave, spitting out that Sylar most definitely IS in this building and Bennett IS hiding him and maybe, just maybe, THERE'S A HIDDEN ROOM SOMEWHERE. Bitchy McFussyPants is all, uh, maybe, just maybe, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN AN ANT FARM FOR BREAKFAST, CRAZYBOOTS. "And maybe I can whistle the Star-Spangled Banner outta my ass," says Bitchy. Heh. She presents a tape with footage of Matt sitting outside Primatech on a two-week-long stakeout. Matt continues blathering on about how Bennett abducted him and Sprague and Bitchy's all, ooooh, you mean the guy with radioactive hands? Dude. Quit while you're behind, okay?
She benches Audrey and stomps off. Audrey goes to stomp off herself, but Matt's all, wait, where ya goin'?! Audrey's all, I can't believe that I thought you could hear peoples thoughts! Um, he heard YOUR thoughts, Audrey, remember? She tells him that she's going to get back to reality, and she suggests that he do the same. "Go home, Matt," she says. "We're done." Matt immediately turns and launches himself into Bennett, throwing the man up against some large boxes. He threatens Bennett with a promise of not giving up until he finds out where the hell Sylar is and what Bennett is up to. "Good luck with that," smirks Bennett, walking off. Hee.