Episode Report Card LuluBates: A- | 2 USERS: B YOU GRADE IT What To Expect When You're Expecting Trouble
By LuluBates | Season 3 | Episode 18 | Aired on 2007.04.25
Scout Troop 108 of Craphole Island is gathered around the downed pilot. Jin asks Desmond who she is, but Desmond claims not to know her despite the fact that she knows his name. She is unconscious and muttering, but no one knows what she is saying until Hurley recognizes it as Spanish. He translates that she is dying. They don't understand why she is saying that until they pull aside her jacket and find a branch sticking out of her. They all panic Keystone Kops style. Desmond tells Hurley to get the first aid kit, but Hurley is immobilized with the thought that their rescuer is dying! Oh Hurley, three seasons in and you still aren't used to this plot device? As Hurley finally runs for the medical kit, Desmond and Charlie argue about how they obviously need Jack, but they can't take her to the beach in that state, but it would take at least sixteen hours to get to Jack and back! Desmond says he will run, but Charlie can't let him go without reminding him that they are not alone on the Island and that some people (Not saying who! No finger pointing here!) would like them all dead. Desmond screeches (in a sexy Scottish way), "No one knows we are here!" Just then Hurley fires a flare straight into the air. As everyone turns to stare at him, he mutters "oops" as disingenuously as possible for a guy who just "accidentally" put his finger on the trigger and "accidentally" shot a flare gun.