Episode Report Card Megyn: B | 0 USERS: N/A YOU GRADE IT There once was a healer from Nantucket
By Megyn | Season 4 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2001.01.14
Dylan, preaching to the inmates. He's got the voice down pretty much, I'd say. As he goes on about Babylon and the king and so on and so forth, a voice grouses from the seated crowd, "That's bullshit." Dylan stops and asks who said it. He challenges the voice to say it to his face. Aryan guy stands up and proclaims that it was he who heckled. Dylan asks him to step forth. He does. "What is your name, my friend?" "Jim Burns." Dylan asks him what he's in for, and Burns says, "They say I kill my brother, I'm innocent." "They"? Could he mean…Big Brother? Dylan turns to the audience and says, "You see before you a sinner." Well, yeah, dude; they are in prison. Dylan says he thinks the demons of hate, fear, and anger are in there, and he decides he's going to cast them out. He grabs the guy, twice his size by the way, and starts casting them out by putting his hands on Burns's head and drawling, "In the name of Gawd. I command you in the name of GAWD." Jim falls to the ground, and the crown is stunned. We see various reaction shots, but the funniest is generic-gay-boy clutching his chest in shock. I love him. Jim gets up, all woozy from the casting-out, and Dylan tells him to rise and praise the Lord. Jim praises the Lord with his hands to the sky, and everyone begins to clap. We see Schillinger looking dumbfounded in the back of the room.
Vern finds Dylan later in the library, reading the Bible, and proclaims, "I do want to be happy." Dylan puts his hand back on Vern's shoulder. What is WITH him doing that? It makes me twitch. Cut to Unit B and Schillinger walking with his playmate. Vern saying there is no scam…he's tired of all the "horseshit." "It's been months since Beecher's kid died…I kept thinking he was going to retaliate in some way, but he hasn't done anything." Mini-Vern: "Yeah, but…you and this prag, sitting together in one of Sister Pete's sessions? That's crazy!" I guess Schillinger is going to meet with Beecher at some point. Why? "I'm sick of it. I want to concentrate on the birth of my first grandson. I want a little taste of happiness." MV looks at him for a moment. "Vern. You're starting to scare me."