Episode Report Card Jacob Clifton: A+ | 2 USERS: A- YOU GRADE IT Fake Palindromes
By Jacob Clifton | Season 4 | Episode 17 | Aired on 03.17.2013
Cop: "...Yes."
Hobson: "Question one, who was the judge calling when he died?"
Cop: "Voicemail."
Hobson: "Question two, that voicemail was from?"
Cop: "Illinois Attorney General's anti-corruption unit."
Hobson: "Question three, what do they do?"
Cop: "What it sounds like."
Hobson: "Mr. Coroner, me and my egregious face would like to just say in the form of a declarative shitty declaration that probably he killed himself."
Will: "The fuck?"
Claypool: "I know, right? But I mean, let's hear him out. In front of this jury here."
Hobson: "In the judge's last weeks, he learned he was being investigated for bribery."
Will: "Well, I should probably get the fuck out of this room, then."
HQ
Zach: "OMG what now?"
Jordan: "I just thought it was time for us to be adorable in the same location."
Eli: "And your unpaid child labor really does continue to field massive benefits for everybody."
Zach: "Okay, Eli. Then what."
Eli: "You really are your mother's son, aren't you."
Jordan: "You and Nisa pretty serious? I remember my first girlfriend..."
Jacob: "I hate her."
Zach: "Nisa is not my first girlfriend."
Eli: "Thank God. The one before her was like Maddie Hayward raised by fucking wolves."
Eli gets (fake) called out of the room, making for a fabulous little scene with quickly rising superstar Assistant Nora, who -- like the West Wing assistants of yore -- could signal a shift in the amount of humor this show is capable of. I don't understand why every show didn't follow that lead. Alicia's assistant started strong, but isn't really needed... I guess putting it that way, the only person who needs a Nora actually is Eli. Never mind.
Nora: "You are going to effing break them up? You... I don't even know what the word for that is."
Eli: "Whaaaaat? Don't be silly!"
Jordan: "There's a spotlight on your dad. And one on your mom. And that means you have to consider the dimension of your relationships that connects to things larger than yourself. Not just Nisa, but like... Remember when Alicia was so lonely, and she started dating Maddie Hayward? It broke her heart and she got shithammered in public because of it. Or like, remember how every time Kalinda has sex with somebody, ten people end up getting murdered? Or even worse, Cary's little face gets bruised?"
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