Episode Report Card Demian: B | 1 USERS: A+ YOU GRADE IT There's A New Source In Town
By Demian | Season 4 | Episode 13 | Aired on 02.06.2002
P3. The Dolt grabs a cheese plate from the bar and hoists it over to the Ps' table. The ladies enjoy Perrier-brand bottled water while the Dolt swigs on a Foster's. They toast to the memory of The Late Lamented, and what did I just tell you about toasting with non-alcoholic beverages? Don't come moaning to me when it all ends in bitterness and tears, ladies. The Dolt drags Piper back to the Manor to engage in some unspeakable acts up in the Bridal Boudoir. Cole straggles in, looking mighty fine in a black jacket over a rust-colored shirt. Eeevil agrees with him, apparently. At the very least, it improves upon his fashion sense. What? Oh, shut up. Like I'm spoiling anything with that. Anyway, Raige spots a likely candidate for Mr. Right Now over at the bar, and excuses herself to go get her some. Cole and Phoebe natter for a bit before embracing. "You're my hero," Phoebe asserts. "Oh," Cole sighs over her shoulder, "I'm nobody's hero." Cole's eyes roll back into his head, shifting from white to blood red to shiny, buggy black as we fade out.
Next week, a little old lady smacks Cole in the teeth. The little old lady should be smacking Phoebe for that hideous new hairstyle she's sporting in the previews. Have fun.