Episode Report Card Lady Lola: C | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT But Where Was Dr. Spaceman?
By Lady Lola | Season 3 | Episode 16 | Aired on 03.26.2009
Back Then He Was Known as "Jacqueline"
Jack: You know, I wore nothing but hand-me-downs until I was 12 years old.
Kenneth: I thought you were the oldest, sir.
Jack: Oldest boy.
Plates, Pillows? Same thing!
Lemon: I want you to understand how unimportant you are. You are not the love of my life. You are not capable of hurting me. And you could never do anything to damage this friendship.
Dennis: It was in your bed.
Lemon: Oh, come on, guys! I eat in there!
They've Done Worse
Jack: Tonight was supposed to be special, and all I could think about was that kid, so happy he threw up. The closest I came to vomiting tonight was when I saw Ann Coulter's shoulder blades.
Pete's Plan
Lemon: Looks good. Where's Tracy?
Pete: In Cape Canaveral. By which I mean through that door. We told him he had to be blindfolded before launch to prevent space madness.
Lemon: Sure.
Pete: And then we put him on the Channel 4 traffic 'copter for a couple of hours.
Lemon: And now he's landed here in sunny Florida. Well done, Hornberger!
Pete: Well, as a child, I dreamed of being a congressman like my father. Now I do this. [Mutters] One DUI in high school...
Tell Those Chinos Who's Boss!
Lemon: Morning, Jenna.
Jenna: God, telling Dennis off together was so empowering. I felt so jacked up on my way home that I threw a brick through the window of a Banana Republic.
I Want To Go To There
Kenneth: Mr. Jordan! How is space? [winks at Jack]
Tracy: Great wink, Kenneth! Space is very cold, but very beautiful, and sometimes sounds like Jenna yelling in the distance.
Coming Soon To Dancing With the Stars
Lemon: I want to make it up to you, Jenna. What can I do? How about, on the next show, you can do that song they wouldn't let you sing at the inauguration?
Jenna: No, "Chocolate Rainbow" is too good for TGS.
Acting 101
Jenna: Everyone! Listen to me -- no, it's a real thing this time. When we were both living back in Chicago, and Liz was still trying to be an actress, the only job she ever booked was for a local phone sex line.
Lemon: It was a chat line for urban singles.
Jenna: And they only hired her because their first choice was deported.