Episode Report Card Wing Chun: B | 54 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Last Tango In Agrestic
By Wing Chun | Season 2 | Episode 3 | Aired on 2006.08.28
Shane smiles faintly as he toddles off, but Andy stops him and tosses him a banana: "Homework." Heh. Shane grins and takes off. Left alone, Andy shakes his head wistfully.
Heylia's. As Vaneeta and Heylia natter back and forth about whether anti-bacterial soap is good for the baby (consensus: bad, though when Nancy tries to take Heylia's side, they both tell her to stay out of it). Then Heylia looks up at the closed-circuit monitor and sees an older gentleman in a bowtie coming up the walk. She twitters excitedly and hurries to hide all the weed and cash, telling Nancy, "Time to melt, Snowflake," and bum-rushing her to the back door. But it's to no avail, as she opens the door to find her caller standing there instead of in the front. Heylia identifies him as Joseph, cooing and fluttering about. Nancy introduces herself, but Joseph is like, "Okay?" He tells Heylia he brought her some bean pies. Nancy pipes up to say that she's never had one. "Lucky you," mutters Vaneeta. Heylia pays Joseph for the baked goods, and when Nancy breaks in to say that she'd like to try one, Joseph curtly tells her he's out. He heads home, Heylia coyly going with him "to take [her] exercise," and once they're gone, Nancy asks what the deal is. Vaneeta calls it "the mountain coming to Mohammed." Nancy complains that Joseph ignored her (NANCY?! The nerve!), and Vaneeta exposits that she's the White Devil, and he's Nation of Islam, so friendship between them is not in the cards. Nancy goes to leave, and Vaneeta asks her to take a bean pie with her. Nancy asks what's in them. "Ground-up white babies and nutmeg?" guesses Vaneeta. Fortunately, that's Nancy's favourite.
Silas's room. He contemplates a condom for a long moment, and then deliberately pierces it with the pointy end of a safety pin. Megan scampers back in. Let's hope she has some kind of hormonal shield on her end. Heh heh. End.