Episode Report Card Demian: C+ | 138 USERS: C YOU GRADE IT Kill Bimbo: Vol. 2
By Demian | Season 8 | Episode 21 | Aired on 2006.05.14
And look at that! Monkey Boy's back. Brad Kern is, I'm sure, sorry to so ruin the surprise of Brian Krause's reappearance in this episode for everyone. Not. Also, the trailing end of the credits has reverted to what appeared during the first half of the season, so Kit's back in there, too, despite his later gender- and species-reassignment surgeries.
The Travelogue Testicle would like to say it again: We were cursed from the stah-art. I'm sure he'd impart other such pearls of wit and erudition were he able to ENUNCIATE ALREADY. Shut up, Testicle. The Opening Travelogue itself is endless, including as it does side trips to Treasure Island, Oakland, Alcatraz, and Marin County, but it's very, very pretty. Wish I could say the same for what follows it. After the camera cross-fades to the Manor's façade, it fades once more to take in Maggot Neck picking her unsightly way through the rubble left over from last week's Halliwell-banishing fireball up in the nonexistent attic. Ssssecretly Evil Chrissssty enters from the upper stairs and wonders where all the Stoopid Magikal Kreatures went. "[Kern couldn't afford them now that Krausssse issss back on the sssshow]," The Ultimate Retard hissssssssessss, "sssso I sssent them home. I thought they'd be ssssafer away from ussss." Chrissssty's pissed, Maggot Neck'ssss having ssssecond thoughtssss, Desssstiny issss mentioned, and BORING. Is there a point to this scene? There is? All the way at the end, you say? Then by all means, let's fast-forward to the point where Chrissssty craftily reveals that Fugly Rufus "thinks [she and Maggot Neck] should use vanquishing potions next time" on The Manor Morons. The Ultimate Retard is shocked and appalled at the very idea. Or, you know, whatever the hell she is when she stands there all gape-eyed and slackjawed and oddly proportioned and maggoty-necked and gross, and thank God for Stoop, who hearts into the nonexistent room at this point from places unknown.