Episode Report Card Keckler: F | Grade It Now! YOU GRADE IT Silik Stalkings
By Keckler | Season 4 | Episode 2 | Aired on 10.14.2004
Reinforcement mobsters arrive with Alicia to help Krakko. Alicia can't even fire a gun properly -- after each round she squeezes off, she jerks her arm all the way back to her side and then has to stick it out again to fire. Not only do you waste time by having to reposition your arm each time you want to fire, but you lose what was left of your target. It looks stupid.
Silik opens the door for Quantum. The door to his heart.
Camel Taupe gets a report of the insurgents. Camel Taupe thinks it's fortuitous, and plans to leave the Nazis to deal with them while they make their escape.
After giving more orders to T'Pol, Quantum fiddles with the time machine. Silik stands guard and warns of Alienazis approaching. They are wearing lab coats. I find this funny. Silik hears a clang and tells Quantum to work fast, as the Alienazis are activating cranking up the time machine. An alarm sounds.
Aboard Enterprise, Reed announces Quantum's success and T'Pol orders the ship taken in closer.
Silik and Quantum fight off some Nazis.
Enterprise flies into the sunset and I order out some takeout of corn and cheese. Yes, I know it's the atmosphere. It still looks stupid.
Quantum continues to fire at the Nazis while Silik hides behind stuff and whines that he should also have a gun. "Sorry, only one to go around," Quantum snarks between Nazi killings. After a bit, he looks back and can't find Silik anymore. "Silik!" he rasps out just as the Suliban in question leaps on a Nazi from the ceiling, grabs his rifle, and manages to fight off a second Nazi at the same time. After both Nazis are down, Silik picks up the handgun and starts to walk back to Quantum. BAM! BAM! BOOM! Silik is shot in the chest three times and falls. Quantum reacts immediately by shooting the offending Nazi before running to Silik's side. Silik morphs back into his old spotty self as his wounds gape. Huh, does anyone else find it odd that Suliban have red blood? I could've sworn that -- no, I'm done. I'm really, really done.
Camel Taupe receives the news that Enterprise has entered the atmosphere. I wonder how hard it is to fly a spaceship in the Earth's gravity -- Crichton didn't seem to have a problem with it, but that's because he was used to practicing in it. I don't think Starfleet would regularly fly this size ship so close to Earth. Camel Taupe orders the plasma weapons deployed, but the underling informs him that they don't have enough power. The next best thing is to order out the squadron. "Nein!" Nonrad Veidt says, goosestepping onto the scene. "Zee sqvadron ees goinge to zee front!" "Execute, my order!" Camel Taupe orders...someone. "I em taking contrul uv zees fa-seeleetee. You are reeleeved," Nonrad smirks. Bad time to smirk, Your Gutturalness, since Camel Taupe and Spike Jones are about to tell you to stick it In Der Führer's face. Camel Taupe whips out a gun and dispatches Nonrad in the stomach. The dumb Nazi guards take time to fiddle with their rifles, so Camel Taupe's underling kills them as well. Major Veidt has been shot! Round up the usual suspects.