Episode Report Card Owen: D | 173 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Heartbreak City
By Owen | Season 2 | Episode 10 | Aired on 2000.01.20
Credits. Morrissey and Johnny Marr receive royalty checks. I receive a headache this big.
The Freddie Prinze vehicle, Down to You, coming down to a video store bargain rental shelf near you.
Halliwell Manor. The next morning. In lieu of the usual establishing shots, we see Phoebe waking up in her pink tank top and pj bottoms with her newly crimped hair in a ponytail. She walks around into Prue and Piper's bedrooms and sees the beds made up. Her few lonely synapses fire and she figures out they didn't come home the night before. The phone rings. Phoebe lopes downstairs, and yells, "I'll get it!" to no one in particular, because she's a moron. It's Prue, still in her Indian braid extensions, calling from a nasty rust-colored leather couch in Jack's apartment. Pheebs gives her grief about the caffeine "keeping someone 'up' all night." Prue swears that all she and Jack did was talk until morning. (Sure, but who listened?) Phoebe explains that Piper's still over at Dan's, and adds, "Hey, if only I'd bagged Mr. Creepy we could have scored a Halliwell hat trick last night." My world suddenly goes black, and I awaken a few moments later wondering if I can borrow that hat from Phoebe because her comment caused every hair on my head to turn completely white. Phoebe blathers to Prue that she's not angry, but very happy that the hard Ps have found love. Just then Mr. Creepy appears behind Phoebe, startling her by noting that the lock on the front door wasn't working. She gives him a Karate Kid one-legged bird kick, causing him to fall down on the stairs. Prue hears the ruckus, hangs up the phone, and prepares to book home.