Episode Report Card Jessica: F | 1 USERS: F YOU GRADE IT Lovelines
By Jessica | Season 6 | Episode 19 | Aired on 04.15.2003
Thank God, it's almost over. Audrey runs into her dream lover, Dr. Drew, on her way out the door, and she makes this long boring speech about how, like, Loveline saved her life while she was in rehab, or some shit. "It made me feel less alone," she says. "So I just wanted to say thank you. For being you. And the truth is, I don't know if I could have done it without you," she says. Oh, please. It's a good enough show, but it's not that good. And this is so totally dated. Loveline was a current cultural reference in, like, 1998. "Plus, you're like totally hot," she adds, and he asks her if she needs a ride. "I would love one. But I know that you're married, so we must keep our distance, Drew," she says, as they walk off. Um, okay. I know that Drew is married, because I used to listen to Loveline all the time, but that fact wasn't mentioned in the show at all. Which makes me wonder, when did Audrey find that out? And if she knew it all the time, why was she jonsing so hard to, er, get with him until this point? Was that all just an act? Was a line cut? Was -- oh, screw it. We've only got four episodes left. Let's just put our heads down and plow through.
And next week, I'm taking a week off so that my head doesn't explode. Be nice to Miss Alli while I'm gone, okay? I'm going to go pass out.