Episode Report Card Pamie: A+ | 26 USERS: C+ YOU GRADE IT Bully For You
By Pamie | Season 3 | Episode 2 | Aired on 2002.09.31
Luke's. Luke asks what the hell Lorelai's doing there. Lorelai says she came for the warmth. Luke asks if she's meeting Kirk for lunch. Lorelai can't believe Luke knows about Kirk. Luke says that Kirk came to him for advice, since Luke knows Lorelai so well, and so Luke commences all teasing: "When he found out you had wood floors, he seemed very pleased. I told him you liked movies and junk food and, of course, talking incessantly, but we both agreed there's nothing like some good loving to shut a person up, if you know what I mean." Lorelai asks for a sharper fork, since the one she has might not penetrate Luke's hand. Luke grabs the fork and says he knows it's too new to talk about and that Lorelai's probably worried Luke'll jinx it, but he just has to say, "seeing that guy's face when he was talking about you? He almost had an expression." Lorelai tells Luke to go far, far away from her. As Luke walks away singing "Love Is in the Air," Lorelai tosses her spoon at Luke's back. Emily, of course, sees this, and asks why Lorelai is flinging cutlery in a public eatery. Emily apologizes for being late, saying there was traffic, and adds that if she had been on time perhaps, there'd still be the possibility of soup. Lorelai says she hasn't been waiting that long; she still has a knife.