The Light The Heat

Pendulum - "He was a holy man, he was noble man, he was a Nazi officer." Requiescat in pace, you crazy diamond (inside of a magic Jesus clock).

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Herons & Hi-Tops

Face - Hank learns more about the "anything goes" philosophy the Vatican is known for when it comes to sainthood; a field trip to the Nazi War Criminal

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Do The Reich Thing

Strike - Two parts Dan Brown to one part tap water, a couple Vicodin and clones of the Antichrist and the Apostle Bartholomew. Shake with a little ice, pour into toilet, serve immediately.

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