By Jacob
So good!
After acquiring a closeted preacher's trailer from his ex-wife -- chock full of sex stuff and Israeli gay porn -- the Newmen pull into this bizarre Thunderdome trailer park that used to be a Western movie set, and start making hash while the FBI guy interviews Dean Hodes (looking great but sweating something awful). While Silas reads the Bible and Huckleberry Finn, Doug and Andy amuse themselves with the porn (though only Nancy-Pants actually jerks off to it). It sounds really seedy? But given the context, it's all rather sweet.
A few weird run-ins and new friends later, the boys have created a Traveling Salvation Show, starring Pastor Andy handing out nuggets of wisdom like how we should all be like gentle puppies, "Frolickin', softly tumblin' against each other." They baptize a tiny, awesome meth-head by the name of Keith, and Shane's got six other appointments lined up by the time Hurricane Nancy hits.
Because Hurricane Nancy always hits. Freaked out by their new and incredibly trashy American lifestyle -- and don't think we're not digging the total liberal-elite turn this season has taken, because it's fantastic -- this Nat runs to the nearest bar, where she has some very hot sex with some very hot Mark-Paul Gosselaar.
It's not exactly gentle puppy sex -- more like an angry rapey slap fight -- but you know how Nance rolls by now. Plus, Mark-Paul Gosselaar. morning, convinced she can make a life here now that she's got new brains to inject her devil-eggs into, Nathalie wakes to the guy's wife and his three kids knocking on the door. She uses Shane as a human shield, awesome Keith runs out of his trailer screaming "I'm not saved! I did meth today! I'm so high! I feel awful! It's great!" and the revolting shantytown revolts against them like some sort of poorly dressed zombie movie.
On the run again, Nathalie tries to feel bad about adding adultery to the list, but mostly just feels awesome about it, which, I don't know if I mentioned this, but she rawdogged fucking Mark-Paul Gosselaar. Girlfriend deserves a medal.