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2-22 2006.05.09 |
Leave It To Beavil Beaver's a mass murderer. Discuss. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 2-22 Recap |
Leave It To Beavil Not Pictured - Beaver's a mass murderer. Discuss. |
2006.05.09 2006.05.15 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-21 Recap |
The Wood(s)man Happy Go Lucky - Kevin Bacon never knew how prescient he was. Neither did Couch Baron, for that matter. Woody Goodman's a bad toucher with an eye for little leaguers. Also, Haaron's on trial for murder. The verdict: sucks for Veronica. |
2006.05.02 2006.05.08 |
Joe R |
| 2-20 Recap |
Grand Misery Look Who's Stalking - At his alternative prom, Logan drunkenly confesses that he misses Veronica, but doesn't remember it the next day. Way to make a girl feel special, there, kid. Most everyone we see there has a bad time, except for Jackie and Wallace, who totally do it. The Woodman, beset by scandal, loses the incorporation vote, and his troubles aren't over, because Lucky has some sort of awful grudge against him. Cook's in trouble too: his secret comes out, but at least he's alive. For the moment. |
2006.04.25 2006.05.01 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-19 Recap |
When A Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie... Nevermind The Buttocks - ...you're Gia Goodman. Yup, Gia got a pressed ham right before the bus crash from none other than Liam Fitzpatrick, who's busy this episode killing a dog, hanging with Kendall, torturing the PCHers, and almost murdering Keith. But he's not bad -- just misunderstood! |
2006.04.18 2006.04.24 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-18 Recap |
We're Not Kidding, Show Killer. Back! I Am God - Paula Marshall returns. While that makes viewers very nervous for the fate of the show, Veronica's happy enough to see her, and spills the news that the victims of the bus crash have been haunting her. The upside is that Veronica's spurred into action. See how easy that was? Also, Keith power-dates his way to a successful conclusion. No, not like that. |
2006.04.11 2006.04.16 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-17 Recap |
What A Non-Incorporated Municipality Without Pity Can Do Plan B - Weevil sets up Thumper, Wallace sets up himself, and the topsy-turvy world of Sadie Hawkins means all the characters have dates they weren't expecting. |
2006.04.05 2006.04.11 |
Jacob |
| 2-16 Recap |
Ice Ice Redux The Rapes Of Graff - Veronica and Wallace visit Hearst College and run into Icetwin, who claims to have changed, but almost immediately needs Veronica's help getting off a rape charge. With some reluctance, she clears him, but not before we see a lot of George-Michael and Maeby, although we're not supposed to call them that. Also, Hannah barely has time to get dressed for a plane ride to a boarding school in Vermont. Bundle up, honey. |
2006.03.29 2006.04.02 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-15 Recap |
Actually, They're Neither, But Who's Keeping Score? The Quick And The Wed - Jane's annoying sister pulls a Runaway Bride, and Veronica goes after her, even seemingly free of charge! She really needs to reevaluate her criteria for taking cases. Logan draws Hannah deeper into his evil web, although he might actually feel a little bad about it (stop the presses). Also, Kendall and Haaron team up to scheme, which is just as amusing as it is deeply disturbing. |
2006.03.22 2006.03.27 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-14 Recap |
What Are You Doing With That Pepperoni? Versatile Toppings - Gay pizza boys, gay cheerleaders, gay baseball players are all fun, but they don't compare to the Couch Baron getting the shout-out of all time, EEEEE! Also: Cook's fucked, and not in the fun way. |
2006.03.15 2006.03.20 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-13 Recap |
Say It Ain't So, Jo...er, "Terrence"! Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough - Cook enlists Keith's services, but Keith's joy at meeting his idol gives way to severe disillusionment. Meanwhile, some money goes missing at Neptune High, and Veronica ends up clearing Jackie's name. She doesn't clear Jackie of all the newfound hate directed at her, but one step at a time. |
2006.02.08 2006.02.13 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-12 Recap |
"I Told You. I Was Trippin' Balls." Rashard And Wallace Go To White Castle - Okay, no one says that in this episode, which is just as well, because no one could deliver that line like Neil Patrick Harris did. Wallace tattles on Rashard, and needs Veronica's help when that decision blows up in his face. Also, we make strides forward on both the season mysteries. Amazing! |
2006.02.01 2006.02.05 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-11 Recap |
South Of The Border, Down Mexico Way... Donut Run - ...that's where you'll find Duncan Kane and his new bab-ay! No, you're not dreaming, he's gone awaaaay! South of the border, down Mexico way! |
2006.01.25 2006.01.30 |
Couch Baron |
| Extra |
"I Really Appreciate What You Guys Do" The Jason Dohring Interview - Jason Dohring, "Logan Echolls," said that, and a lot more. Come on in and read all about it. |
2006.01.11 2006.01.11 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-10 Recap |
Who Mourns For Saint Blonde? One Angry Veronica - We do, that's who. Meg dies, but manages to give birth to a girl in the process. Probably the wrong sex to bring into that family. Leo steals the Haaron/Lilly sex tapes, but Keith catches him and he gets fired. Veronica turns Twelve Angry Men into One Boring A-Plot. The good news: Wallace is back! Also, Lamb takes his shirt off. Yeah, you heard right. |
2005.12.07 2005.12.12 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-9 Recap |
Meeeeooooow! (Ffffft!) My Mother, The Fiend - Trina shows up to get into it with Kendall at the Neptune Grand. She also shows up to make us think she's Celeste Kane's daughter, although that doesn't end up being the case. But what's a few billion dollars on your net worth, right? Celeste does show up, though, and has a little encounter of her own with Veronica, making us think that they need to put a scratching post in Duncan's suite. Also, Veronica finally gets filled in on what Keith found on the bus, and Meg wakes up. And is pregnant. Yup, they went there. |
2005.11.30 2005.12.05 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-8 Recap |
See What Happens When You Don't Take Backup? Ahoy Mateys - Because without him, Veronica almost gets in some serious trouble at the hands of the Fitzpatricks. Fortunately, she did take Logan, who saves her, causing her to freak out. Huh? Also, the mystery of how Felix died gets more complicated, as do the mysteries of what was going on with Meg, and why Keith suddenly has no control over his facial muscles. We're really curious about that last one. |
2005.11.23 2005.11.30 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-7 Recap |
The 09 Is Even Worse Than You Thought Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner - Veronica goes undercover as a babysitter to find out which of Meg's old babysitting clients is being abused -- which includes a horrific sleepover at Gia's -- only to learn the abused youngster is actually Meg's own sister. |
2005.11.16 2005.11.21 |
Jacob |
| 2-6 Recap |
Five More Years! Rat Saw God - Lamb edges out Keith in the sheriff's race, and displays his usual level of grace at the result. Keith pokes around and makes an interesting, if malodorous, discovery about the bus crash. He also threatens to kill Haaron if he hurts Veronica. Veronica's safe, however: she's working with Wiedman to track down Amelia, Abel Koontz's daughter. Turns out she's dead, but she'll be seeing the killer in the afterlife quite soon, if Wiedman has anything to say about it. |
2005.11.09 2005.11.13 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-5 Recap |
Papa Was A Rollin' Stone... Blast From The Past - ...but Mama didn't exactly give him the chance to mend his ways. Woods tells Wallace that he tried to find Wallace for years, but that Alicia stonewalled him. Between that revelation and Jackie and Veronica's escalating bitchery, Wallace blows town with his bio-dad. It's coming down to the wire for Lamb and Keith, so the news that the bus appears to have been sabotaged comes at a very tense time. Maybe they should ask a psychic what happened! Ooh, sorry, bad idea. |
2005.10.26 2005.10.31 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-4 Recap |
When You Assume... Green-Eyed Monster - ...not only do you make an ass of you and me, but you do some crappy detective work, as Veronica and Keith both screw up cases due to their own faulty preconceptions. Also, Veronica gets negged for sex by two different guys -- one of them her ever-stranger boyfriend. Finally, Chicago Dude claims to be Wallace's father. His voice isn't quite as deep as James Earl Jones's, though. |
2005.10.18 2005.10.24 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-3 Recap |
Douglas Adams Had No Idea Cheatty Cheatty Bang Bang - Because he thought towels were the most useful thing in the universe, and yet here's one covering up Logan's naughty bits. Also, Veronica thinks the bus crash was meant for her, and Big Dick gets run out of town. But we don't know if that moniker could be applied to someone else, because...towel. |
2005.10.12 2005.10.17 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-2 Recap |
Clerk. We Only Need One... Driver Ed - ...when that one is Kevin Smith. |
2005.10.05 2005.10.11 |
Couch Baron |
| 2-1 Recap |
Summer Of Love And Hate Normal Is The Watchword - New season! Veronica and Logan went out for a while, and then she dumped him. Now she's with Duncan. Also, the bikers hate the 09ers, mostly because they think Logan killed Felix. Also, they couldn't go swimming over the summer. Lots of other stuff happened. Just read it. |
2005.09.28 2005.10.03 |
Couch Baron |
| Extra |
Extra! Extra! This Movie Sucks! Campus Confidential - Join Kim Possible, Keri Lynn Pratt, and Veronica Mars's Teddy Dunn for wacky escapades involving a high-school tabloid! Or, if you're actually sane, don't. |
2005.08.21 2005.08.28 |
Couch Baron |
| 1-22 Recap |
So Bye, Bye, Miss Lillian Kane... Leave It To Beaver - ...Men, they loved you, they adored you, but you caused them such pain. And one of them turned out to be insane, and he took a large ashtray to your brain. He took a large ashtray to your brain. Find out who it was inside! Oh, okay, it was Haaron Echolls. But still! Read about it! |
2005.05.10 2005.05.16 |
Couch Baron |
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