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Anna has a new plan for destroying humanity, and it's a pretty, pretty building that doubles as a spaceship docking station/womenfolk gathering port. I do love a multitasking architecture. Anna names it "Concordia," and the Visitors are having a last-minute hootenanny to celebrate the joyous occasion of preparing humanity for soul destruction and also breeding. Obviously, Erica is doing all the security for the shindig. So when Ryan forms an unholy alliance with Eli Cohen to assassinate the heck out of Anna, save his daughter, and/or hand the leader of the Fifth Column over to the Visitors, it's super-awkward for Erica.
Erica is still Very Disappointed with Tyler for trashing a church. So she bakes him a cake and calls his father. Joe shows up at her office and she tells him the truth about the Visitors and Tyler. Everything from the wonky DNA to the truth about the lizard people to the prenatal testing. They decide that the only hope for Tyler is if Erica and Joe send him on a soul-searching cross-country roadtrip on a motorcycle. But Anna is watching the birthday party and can't let Tyler leave. Her only choice is to give Tyler a really awesome birthday present that will make him stay. A pony? A Maybach? No. He gets his own space shuttle! Take that stupid motorcycle and shove it. Obviously Erica is super-embarrassed, so she decides she is a-okay with the assassination vacation. One-upping the competition is one of those silly human emotional things.
In response to humanity's fickle nature, Chad Decker's television station is shaking things up and bringing in an anti-V counterpoint to Chad's alien love fest. A hottie from Boston gets the job. I am sure this will be important at some point in the future.
The night of the gala, the whole team is working in concert. Father Jack stages a protest outside the event to distract the security and the FBI. Erica brings Kyle and Eli Cohen in the back door to set up their sniper rifles. Ryan had to skip the party because his pretty face is too recognizable to the Visitors. Also, he is hearing voices that are reminding him that only Anna's Bliss can alleviate his daughter's pain. Then someone (*cough* Ryan *cough*) mysteriously tips off the Visitors to the assassination plan. So Anna's No. 2, Marcus, takes her place at the podium. He introduces Tyler as the first human space shuttle pilot and then brings Erica up on stage to show off the Evans clan as the perfect family of the future. Kyle has no choice but to shoot Marcus in the chest for being soooo cheesy.
What's the fallout from the shooting? Marcus may not survive the shot. Tyler isn't joining the shuttle program. Erica is getting officially investigated by the FBI. Anna takes Ryan's baby and Kyle gets mad. Good plan, guys!
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Want more? The full recap starts right below!Once again Chad Decker is a guest on Anna's spaceship, which is not a euphemism. While regular viewers would have once thought it was a euphemism due to Chad and Anna's interplanetary chemistry, now that Chad has realized that Anna is a lizard on the inside, he's just not that into her. So the chemistry has cooled off. Most women would have sensed this cooling and recognized it as not only disinterest, but also disgust, but the block of wood who plays Anna has no emotions and, hence no clue, that Chad is now creeped out instead of creeping on. So he stands with his arms crossed over his nether regions a respectful three yards from Anna while she explains her latest "gift" to mankind. It's a giant building that looks like a cross between Hagia Sofia and the Emerald City but with more space ships that Anna has dubbed Concordia. Which, by the way, is the name of the Lutheran college where my Lutheran elementary school would have their annual Lutheran Elementary School tournaments and I was bested in the semi-final round of the chess competition by an even bigger nerd from Kalispell, Montana, thus ruining my chance to ever be crowned Nerdiest Lutheran, although I still have my sash from my many years' rule as Champion of Bible Baseball. So the name is positively fraught with meaning for me.
Anna outlines the benefits of her plan in terms humans in this economy can really relate to: Employment! This place will employ humans from across the globe. Of course Anna means employment in the sense of "employing your women for breeding purposes" but that is a harder sell than you know, money and food on the table and stuff. Anna tells Chad and the gathered camera crew that she is throwing a gala that very night to introduce Concordia to the world. Tonight? She's throwing the party tonight? That right there should be a sign that something is very very wrong with Anna. I mean, a real humanoid girl would know that getting your eyebrows waxed, your hair styled, and finding the perfect gown takes a heck of a lot more time than eight hours. I mean, yes, Anna can order Rachel Zoe and Ken Paves to be brought aboard her ship, but what about the guests? Are they just supposed to clear their schedules? And where is she finding a venue in New York City to host a gala on a moment's notice? Is she just going to bump the Wu-Rabinovitz wedding for her announcement? I think not. That's it. NOW the show has crossed the line into complete ridiculousness.
Down on earth, Erica totally agrees with me. She turns off the TV at the lack of authenticity in the show. Instead she watches Tyler trash the church again. THAT at least had a soupcon of realism. She calls her ex-husband to talk about their son. Tyler tromps down the stairs with the grace of an epileptic elephant. Speaking of lack of realism, instead of confronting Tyler about trashing a sacred sanctuary, not to mention her friend's office, and breaking several laws, plus being stupid enough to leave his cell phone at a crime scene, Erica LITERALLY baked Tyler a cake. She gives him a big hug, presents him with the cake and reminds him that he is a man now, but she is still his mother. That's good, Erica, set some boundaries. If this is a sample of Erica's parenting, I think we are finally understanding why Tyler is such a tool. He thanks her and heads off to meet Lisa who is still dating him. This is not realistic at all. Seriously, this is less realistic than aliens coming to earth to breed with us.
Up on the ship, Anna reveals her real plans for Concordia (space intruder, hide yo wife, hide yo daughter, yadda yadda) to the ship's engineer, who is not someone we have seen before, but who has delightful taste in turtlenecks. No. 2 points out to Anna that tonight's last minute gala is probably a tempting target for the Fifth Column what with the last minute nature of the event preventing actual security measures and precautions being put into place. Anna is not worried. She knows that Ryan Nichols will prevent the Fifth Column from doing anything. Not to beat a dead point, but this is not very realistic either. I mean, why does Anna think that Ryan, one guy who doesn't really leave the greater NYC area, can prevent a global network of terrorists? Has she seen one too many Norris-Seagal-Stallone movies where one man saves the world from destruction? Anyway, Anna is not concerned. And she is the queen and they have to do what she says or else she will eat them and their young.
Ryan is hanging out in an alley waiting for Eli Cohen. He rolls up in a black Mercedes with a driver, which is a pretty swank ride for a terrorist. Isn't he supposed to be hiding a yurt in upstate New York or something? And wouldn't any NYC cop worth his badge wonder why a Mercedes was parked in some grody alleyway? That doesn't looks suspicious in the least. Eli Cohen pops out of the car and asks Ryan what's up. Ryan explains that Erica doesn't know he is there, but he needs Eli's help. You see, Anna has his daughter and he needs to kill her dead, murdered, stabbed (yes, that's an Adventures in Babysitting reference) and contrary to Anna's opinion, he can't do it alone. Eli Cohen points out that Erica would not approve, but Ryan thinks he can convince her. That's good enough for Eli, I guess, because he shrugs and tells Ryan that they are going to assassinate Anna tonight. Eli is not very suspicious or cynical for a terrorist.
Erica is hard at work at FBI HQ when her boss tells her and her new partner that they have to vet every guest coming to the gala tonight. Erica bemoans the possibility of ever getting the work done, but then takes a break to go explain the entire history of Visitor-human relations and Tyler's genetic anomalies to her ex-husband who has just stopped by the office. Her new partner must really like her about now. Joe, Erica's ex, is having a hard time processing it all, I think. Although his acting is about on par with everyone else's Stella Adler skills on this show so while he SAYS he is having a hard time processing the information that his son is a target of alien invaders it never translates into a concerned facial expression. I wonder if the director encourages this acting stoicism? Or if he has just thrown up his hands at the whole affair? I do love the idea of a director yelling at his cast, "No! How many times do we have to go through this? Use your face LESS. Just act with your words." Anyway, Joe wants to know what he and Erica can do to fight against the great peril looming over their son. Erica has a plan. The one thing that the Visitors can't provide Tyler is a family. So they will give Tyler a family.
Up on the old spaceship, Lisa is getting Tyler's birthday present ready. As Tyler is turning 18 today, Lisa is buying him porn, lottery tickets, cigarettes, spray paint, and is forcing him to sign a contract that he won't destroy any more churches during their dates any more, because that's a real downer and she deserves better.
Anna interrupts Lisa's concentration as she is drafting the third clause of the second paragraph in part II of the contract where Tyler has to tell Lisa she is pretty once an hour or else he will never get any girly action again. Speaking of girly action, I'm sure many of you have already thought about this, but I try to think about this show as little as possible less I stop moving my forehead and recite words dead-eyed into the camera, too, but you know how the lizard people spray their fake human skin on? How far does that skin extend? Like when a Visitor goes to the Ear Nose Throat doctor, what does that doctor see exactly? And when Tyler, you know, acts on his ...er, right to pursue happiness with Lisa what exactly is going on? I know, I know, this is a slippery slope line of questioning, first because, ew, naked Tyler, second because, such questions may begin to poke holes in the otherwise highly believable plot. Anyhoo, where were we? Oh right, Anna reminds Lisa that Tyler turning 18 means that he doesn't have to listen to mommy and daddy anymore and he can come be their love slave
for all eternity. It's Lisa's number one priority to make that happen. Lisa nods, but looks troubled. Probably by the thought of spending all eternity with Tyler.
Chad Decker is rolling up his shirtsleeves to dive into some more PR masquerading as journalism (seriously, Chad's reports are advertorial fluff pieces despite his willingness to cross his arms and make his most listening face while Anna talks) when his boss stops him to talk. You see, the world has changed and after Anna's hissyfit that turned the sky red for a few days (which a better recapper could correlate to Anna's lady time, but not me) humankind is a lot more skeptical of the Visitors. Chad's constant stream of pro-Visitor "news" pieces aren't working for the people anymore and the ratings have taken a tumble. To fix that, the boss wants to bring in someone to argue with Chad about the Visitors, point-counterpoint style. Chad surprises the boss by eagerly agreeing to the planned changes. In fact, he smirks and makes a thinky face. It's almost cute and almost poignant. It almost makes you realize how much Scott Wolf needs to get the heck off this show and be cast in a show where he can do something other than be a ventriloquist's dummy. Almost.
Lisa goes to meet Tyler at the Visitors' Visitor Center. She hands him his birthday present, as is the custom on this planet, and gives him a hug. Without opening the gift, Tyler declares that he loves it and her. They are kissing, but Lisa stops him, because she wants to talk about that scene at the church. That was pretty much not hot. But Lisa doesn't get to deliver her ultimatum to Tyler, because his parents show up. Total mood killer, right?
While Tyler was all bummed that his dad hadn't called earlier, when he sees him side-by-side with Erica at the Center, he greets him with a scowl. Joe apologizes for whatever difficulty there was between them last time and wants a second chance. He comes bearing gifts, so all is forgiven right? Joe and Erica hand Tyler a map with a course marked out. Joe has refurbished a motorcycle and wants Tyler to take it on a roadtrip across America all Motorcycle Diaries style and then when he gets back, he can start a revolution or five and eventually be delivered back to his family in pieces. Aww, isn't that what we all want for our kids? To have Gael García Bernal play them in the biopic? Tyler looks as happy as a rage-fueled church-sacking hormonal blockhead can look at the prospect. By the way, Erica, nice parenting: Ignore the desecration and send the kid on a road trip, instead! Dr. Spock could take some lessons from you on this parenting stuff.
Speaking of Spock, Anna is watching this gift exchange like the Grinch ogling the Whos. No.2 and Mr. Turtleneck are both concerned that Tyler will take this road trip and will be too busy eating at Wafflehouses and buying firecrackers on Indian reservations to come save their species. Anna, however, is not concerned. She knows how to win over this kid: BIGGER PRESENTS. I love how this show is boiling down to mommy wars.
Erica swings by Fab Four HQ to meet the team. Ryan tells her about his meeting with Eli Cohen and Cohen's plan to kill Anna tonight at the gala. If Anna is gone, Lisa will be queen, Ryan will get his daughter back, and Tyler will be safe. Erica thinks the collateral damage will be too high, and Father Jack agrees. Ryan is convinced this is the right move and, naturally, Kyle does too, because his only role on this show is to agree with Ryan about things. Seriously, he's like the Clarence Thomas of the group. Erica begs Ryan not to make her choose between the safety of civilians and her loyalty to Ryan and the cause, because he would loose. Outside, Father Jack wants to know what is happening to their group. Erica knows that it was hard for Jack to side with her against the others, but he made the right choice: No innocents. Jack isn't so sure he agrees any more, but before he can quote some bible verses and make his most concerned face, her phone rings. Joe needs her right away.
So, where is Joe? Up on the mothership. Erica joins him like it's no big thing. And Joe is acting like it's no big thing that he is up on a giant ass spaceship. I mean, even if you hate the Visitors and what they are doing to your kid, there has still got to be a bit of: HOLY SHIT, SPACE SHIP!!!! But not Joe, he's just acting like he's at the in-law's house in Topeka trying not to stick to the plastic-covered couch. Erica walks in and asks what's up. Quick aside: Don't these people know that phones can be used to relay information? And, doesn't Erica have a day job and hundreds of names to vet before the gala tonight? Whatever. Joe explains that Tyler called him and said that Anna has a birthday present for him. Anna joins the merry crew and presents Tyler with his Super Most Awesome Present: he gets to be the first human to ever pilot a space shuttle! Tyler looks like he's going to die, and actually kisses Anna on the cheek before running off to look at the space shuttle while Erica meekly bleats, "He has school." Anna smiles that Tyler is special and Erica and Joe look a little sick. Anna excuses herself and Lisa lags behind to tell Erica and Joe that she doesn't know what this gift means, but Anna needs Tyler for her Concordia plan. Lisa leaves quickly as to not draw suspicion and Erica and Joe show each other their "concerned".
It should not be surprising to anyone that the person brought in to be Chad Decker's counterpart is a pretty blonde lady with big blue eyes and a solid repertoire of ten-cent words. She is basically Chad in a skirt suit. Chad and the lady Chad banter about whether the Visitors are actually a Trojan Horse. The lady Chad wins the argument and is offered the job. Chad kindly says that the world deserves to hear both sides of the argument, but now it looks like he is saying it just to get laid by his female doppelganger, which I think is legal in this country, but probably shouldn't be. Self incest or something.
Back at FBI HQ, while Erica's partner is the new kid in the office and probably shouldn't be saying anything, he couldn't help but notice that she was gone a really long time. She glares at him and says something noncommittal about family drama and then orders him to get her a sandwich, light mayo, because he is a newbie. Then she heads out to hold a briefing that, yes, she is prepared for despite being gone all day planning a surprise party for her son. No. 2 is waiting in the conference room along with the rest of the task force, but before they can begin, Anna has a message for them. A hologram of Anna pops up and she starts addressing the group. It looks like a recording, so it's kind of awkward when Erica starts talking to it. Everyone sort of stares at her, but then Anna responds, proving that Anna delivering a recorded message and Anna speaking to a live audience look exactly the same, e.g. like a block o' balsa wood with lipstick. By some silent mutual agreement, Erica and Anna pretend that they didn't just see each other. Anna thanks everyone for working so hard to provide security for her gala. Erica swears they will do everything to guarantee her safety.
Cut to Erica at the Fab Four HQ where she is meeting with Eli Cohen, because as a woman it is her prerogative to change her mind, and as a mother, she can't let Tyler become a space shuttle pilot. Killing Anna will put Tyler back on track to be the orthodontist of his mother's dreams. Erica has a plan for Anna's assassination: Father Jack will bring a rabble-rousing crowd to one side of the building, causing the FBI to detach a security team to deal with it. Erica will then let Kyle into the building with a sharpshooter rifle to take Anna out. Ryan helpfully adds that the Visitors' hearts are on the right side, not the left. Success is in the details! So... wait. Why do they need Eli Cohen for this operation? He announces he will be Kyle's spotter, but that's kind of lame. Ryan can't join the fun because his face is too recognizable. Father Jack is having a lot of doubts because their plan means he will have to directly contravene the Vatican's orders against speaking out against the Visitors. Erica stares at him blankly and you can almost see the twinge of an internal struggle before Jack nods that he will do it. Meanwhile the FBI and the Visitors lay out their plan for securing the gala, but No.2 reports that the Visitors will be providing Anna's personal security detail. Her safety is their top priority. Cut to Erica and Eli sharing some meaningful eye contact over how good a plan this is and how it just might work. I have to say, if they manage to kill Anna, I think I will have renewed interest and hope for this show. But, there is no way they are going to kill her. Right? Right.
Up on the ship, Anna and Mr. Turtleneck are staring at the architect's rendering of Concordia. A 3-D rendering of a ship lands on the models' turrets and little alien breeders come spilling out of the ship (not really). Mr. Turtleneck assures her that everything is in place for tonight and that their plan is coming together perfectly. Red Sky prepared the women of earth for breeding with lizards and now the design of the buildings will allow for raping, pillaging, and collecting the women of earth and people will never know what's happening until it's too late. While I get the Bed Intruder Song stuck in my head ("Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, 'cause they're rapin' everybody out here") some rather ominous music starts up and swells to its crescendo as Anna states that the humans think they are preparing for the future when they are really destroying themselves or something ("You are so dumb, you are sooo-ooo dumb.")
Erica is getting dolled up for the gala. She cocks and loads her weapon into her garter holster as Joe (who has no day job, I guess) ogles her from the couch. He can't help but sulkishly point out that she never dressed like that while they were married. Instead of shooting him in the face, Erica smiles and thanks him for noticing and then offers to let him sleep over since it's such a long ride back up to wherever it is that he lives. Did she mention that Tyler is sleeping over at Lisa's? So they'll have the whole house to themselves and if he keeps complimenting her, maybe something something will happen and she will pretend he is Father Jack and then wake up feeling dirty and have to use her iPhone confessional app one hundred times and then give herself a Silkwood shower and cry. Obviously he says yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
Anna is all ready for her gala, but before she gets her final Aqua Net and Vaseline, first she calls Ryan up for a quick meeting. Ryan stands holding his daughter while Anna berates him for questioning his allegiance to his race and not infiltrating deeply enough (not a euphemism) into the Fifth Column. She planned the gala last minute specifically to prevent any organized attacks. It's a good thing Ryan went to the same acting school as everyone else on this show or else he might have cracked a smirk that Anna was totally going to be dead tonight. Ryan's kid cries, but not because she is a baby, but because she is in pain from the nebulous disease that Anna gave her that makes her cry. She is NOT crying because she is a baby, stop thinking that THIS INSTANT. Ryan begs Anna to bliss her and make the pain go away and Anna does... this time. She tells Ryan to get her Eli Cohen or else his daughter will continue to cry inexplicably. BUT NOT BECAUSE SHE IS A BABY. Anna raises her eyebrows and glares at Ryan so he knows this is an actual threat. Anna walks off while Ryan checks his kid's diaper to see if that's why she's crying.
At the gala, the security team is out in full force and all the guests are going through metal detectors. Erica is assessing the scene when her partner finds her actually at work. He is shocked and tries to make small talk to cover the stunned look on his face. Erica says something vaguely disingenuous and insulting about Anna always getting what she wants and Bolling stares blankly. Then Erica stares at him blankly and then we cut to Chad staring blankly whilst sipping champagne. Behind Chad's head a shadow breaks from the background getting closer and closer and closer. It's Lady Chad! She is so totally stalking him right now. Chad stares at her and demands to know how she got in to the gala. She points out that as her job is to cover Anna, she thought she should come to the event. Then she asks Chad to introduce her to Anna, but he just, you know, stares at her blankly.
Outside, Eli Cohen and Kyle pull up in a van. Inside, Chad has gone ahead and introduced his doppelganger to Anna and being, perhaps, a proper journalist, she has used the moment to ask Anna a tough question: What is the motive behind all the gifts the Visitors have given the earthlings? Off the record, of course. Anna squints slightly and then assures Lady Chad that in their culture, gifts are simply given, without motive. They are of peace, always. Then she excuses herself because it's her party and she'll lie if she wants to.
Erica is still surveying the crowd, but pauses to text Father Jack on her disposable cell phone. He starts his protest and Erica sends Bolling and a bunch of security to deal with the situation. Then she goes to let Eli and Kyle into the building. They make a beeline for a roost to take down the queen. Chad Decker is apparently working at the gala as Ryan watches him on the television set in his depressing hotel room as Anna presents Concordia to the world. As Anna moves through the crowd and Kyle gets her in his sights, Ryan starts to hear voices. Specifically, Anna's voice reminding him that the only reason his daughter cries is because she is sick (not because she is a baby) and only Anna's bliss can heal her.
Inside the gala, No. 2 makes a gesture and Anna is surrounded by guards. He tells her that Eli Cohen is there waiting to assassinate her. She shrugs and wants to proceed, but No. 2 insists that she allow him the honor of taking her place. Erica notices something is up and alerts Eli and Kyle that someone must have tipped the Visitors off. Kyle and Eli exchange a look but want to proceed with their plan with Marcus as the target. He's the No.2 in the organization and they will never have this chance again. Erica doesn't take much convincing, but then Tyler is introduced as the first human to ever pilot a V shuttle and he walks out on stage with a big doofy grin on his face. Eli swears they can still make the shot and while Erica isn't thrilled about a 'splosion right to her baby, she is willing to risk it. Besides, it's just Tyler. So Tyler stands to No.2 as Kyle draws a bead on his head. Then for some reason, Erica runs up to join Tyler on stage and No. 2 introduces her as the mother of the first human to fly a V shuttle AND the head of the V taskforce and declares it to be a special moment. Erica hugs Tyler and then Kyle shoots Marcus in the heart. Erica and Tyler are covered in fake (real?) red blood as chaos breaks out and No.2 lies bleeding. Erica draws her weapon as Kyle and Eli make like a tree and leave the scene. Anna is escorted onto a shuttle and as the door closes, she glares at Erica who is once again prioritizing her family over her job and hugging her son instead of hunting down the criminals who ruined an otherwise perfectly lovely evening.
Anna is staring blankly (naturally) when Mr. Turtleneck finds her to give the report that Marcus is alive, but in critical condition. Yes, despite their healing technologies. Adding to Anna's no good very bad day, Tyler has decided not to join the shuttle program, what with people targeting aliens and their sympathizers. All this sorrow and hardship must have given Anna a new sense of maturity, because she doesn't kill the messenger with her prehensile tail, but instead asks him to be her new No. 2. He nods.
On earth, Joe is congratulating Tyler on his first choice as a man, which was to run and hide away from all the loud noises and guns and mean shooty people. When Tyler saw the blood splatter on his mother, he suddenly realized that he likes his family and doesn't want them to be assaulted by bears or set upon by bees. Joe can't wait to be a family again. Erica brings out a chocolate birthday cake to cement the new bond.
While Erica plays housewife, her partner, Creepypants Bolling, is sitting in the dark at FBI HQ and flipping through Erica's file muttering to himself. Their boss finds him and points out that he and Erica are lucky to still have jobs after the Visitors' vice president almost got assassinated on their watch. Bolling does what comes natural and blames Erica. He shows the boss a picture of Erica taken that day. She is talking with Father Jack when she was supposed to be with Tyler and, you know, working. Bolling points out that this was a coordinated attack that was professionally executed. He wants to launch an investigation into Agent Erica Evans.
At the church, Father Jack gets a stern talking to from Father "Not Dead Yet" Travis who is very disappointed in him. He reminds Jack that the Vatican made it clear that if priests spoke out against the Visitors they would be defrocked. Father Jack nods because he understands, but tells Father Travis that the Vatican can take his collar, but not his faith.
Up on the ship, Anna finds Ryan cradling his crying daughter. She yells at him for not alerting her sooner to the plot. His dilly-dallying may cost Marcus his life. Ryan swears it was all a big misunderstanding and he has learned his lesson, thought about what he has done, and the mistake will never happen again. Can she bliss his daughter now? Or maybe change her diaper? Anna grabs the kid, rolls her eyes like an annoyed mother, and bli
sses the kid. Ryan calls after her, "Thank you, My Queen!" as if buttering her up will make up for the fact that he can't hold the baby for five minutes while she takes a shower without begging her to hurry up because the kid is crying.
Chad Decker is reporting on the assassination attempt while Kyle drinks his troubles away. Eli Cohen wants to know who the hell tipped off Anna. Kyle angrily intones that only two people had the information to ruin the plan. Correction, one person and one reptile. Eli Cohen suddenly gets a brain cell and realizes that it had to be Ryan. Kyle nods grimly.
Melissa Locker a.k.a. Lulu Bates wishes Kyle had killed Tyler instead. You can follow her on Twitter @woolyknickers.