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A Thousand Words By Friday

A Thousand Words By Friday - As Betty does research for her big break, Henry proves that he can insult a woman as well as if not better than Gio. Daniel gets freaky with Wili's sister, and Amanda reunites with her father, Gene Simmons.

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Odor In The Court

Odor In The Court - Betty saves the day again, this time unwittingly exposing herself to poisonous toad venom to prove Claire's innocence. Meanwhile, Gio's feelings for Betty deepen, and Christina might be having a lot of Bradhelmina's demon spawn. Is eleven-tuplets a word?

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Zero Worship

Zero Worship - Amanda receives some confusing words from a psychic, which lead her to believe she inherited a giant tongue. Wili's hostile womb puts a hitch in her pregnancy scheme, as does her unwitting hiring of a surrogate who's secretly a porn dominatrix. And Betty's advocacy for the use of real-sized women in Mode's fashion show is great for both saving the children and generating huge amounts of publicity.

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Bananas For Betty

Bananas For Betty - Daniel and Alexis battle it out for control of Meade Publications, while Wili battles against her own negative image. She briefly rehabilitates before ill-advisedly tangling with Betty White. Yes, THE Betty White. But no matter. She has plenty of Meade sperm in the freezer, which I'm sure will fix everything. And Gio inspires Betty to try to add some excitement to her relationship with Henry, but she eventually learns that she likes her boyfriend just the way he is.

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Giving Up The Ghost

Giving Up The Ghost - After crashing Bradford's funeral and landing in a grave, Wili invokes computer meltdown program Medusa X to destroy all of Mode's files, including those for the upcoming issue. Daniel and Alexis struggle to save the day, with the help of Betty and the few staffers who haven't defected to Slater.

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I See Me, I.C.U.

I See Me, I.C.U. - Claire heads back in to town to enlist Betty's help in ensuring that her kids have not been bumped from Bradford's will. They haven't, and when Wili learns this, she engages Marc in a get-married-to-the-old-coot-quick scheme. But Bradford's on to her, and so she's doubly foiled. Claire and Bradford have a deathbed reunion, and Bradford asks a troubled Betty -- who has decided that she needs to leave Mode of her own accord -- to take care of Daniel when he's gone. Why are rich people always screwing with her newly formed convictions?

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A Nice Day For A Posh Wedding

A Nice Day For A Posh Wedding - Wili's indiscretion with her bodyguard becomes even more indiscreet when Daniel starts to get suspicious, leading to lots of guilt and a hard choice for Betty. Christina's husband comes back from Scotland with a new attitude and an old liver. Ignacio and Betty fight, then make up. And Posh almost ruins Wili's wedding day by stealing her thunder before Bradford definitely ruins her wedding day by having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack. She ought to know by now that nothing comes easy when you're that evil all the time.

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Something Wicked This Way Comes

Something Wicked This Way Comes - Keeping up Henry and Betty's secret romance proves a little more complicated than expected, and they can't even enjoy a nice night at the theater together. They can, however, enjoy some hot lovin' set to the dulcet tones of two Broadway witches. Things aren't going well for Wili, as her daughter makes a lame excuse to get out of her wedding, and Wili herself actually has to eat for the first time in seventeen years. Meanwhile, Marc effs up with Cliff, and Daniel uses his only asset to try to woo a potential advertising client.

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A League Of Their Own

A League Of Their Own - Betty attempts to find love online, but really finds a not-so-nice NiceGuy47. Henry is there to save the day, and to finally get Betty to acquiesce to romance. Meanwhile, Justin continues to act out, Alexis gets her memory back, Claire contemplates shooting Wili, and Marc is soon going to get mauled by a bear.

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Grin And Bear It

Grin And Bear It - When Betty sort of accidentally plagiarizes an article for her writing class, guilt-laden hijinx ensue. So she's already feeling bad when she learns that Charlie's baby is Henry's. Daniel defends Alexis to a bigoted Beek from the Creek and loses an advertising account in the process, all of which feeds into Wili's attempt to sabotage Mode. And speaking of Wili, we learn that the skeleton in her closet, which has bigger hair and a bigger nose, is named Wanda.

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