By Montykins
It's the Sex Issue!
Betty wants to have sex with Matt, but he's being weird about it. After Betty stalks him to his therapist's, it turns out that Matt has slept with many, many women. Many. No, more than that. Betty appears to assume it's a couple hundred. Betty has a problem with that, but gets over it. And they have sex.
Hilda is grudgingly going out with Councilman Archie, and is about to break it off when she discovers that his old girlfriend is still into him. So they have wild sex in Hilda's salon chair. They break up briefly, but get back together in time to, we can assume, have more wild sex.
Molly takes Daniel to a poetry slam, where she reads a poem about how Daniel cries when he has sex. I think. Poetry is subject to multiple interpretations. That subplot ends with Daniel singing a terrible song he wrote during his misspent youth. Then they probably have sex.
Wilhelmina is having trouble sleeping, because she keeps dreaming that Connor is back. Marc gets her a hot nanny to watch William, but he tells her what she needs is closure. Not sex. So she fires him, which for Wilhelmina might well count as sex.
During all of this, Ignacio, Elena, and Justin are on a camping trip. I'm going to assume that there wasn't any sex, because they were being mean enough to Justin just taking him camping in the first place.
Would Daniel make good boyfriend material? Or is he more the one-night stand type? Get our take. Come back on Monday for Montykins' full weecap of this very sex-filled episode.