By Potes
When we return, Betty busts in with exciting news: she's going to play on the softball team, and she told Gio she'd go with him to Rome for a month! Daniel looks pensive, and Betty thinks it's due to her impending absence. Then she notices that a little French kid with eyeshadow is in Daniel's office. Daniel tells her that this French orphan is claiming to be his son. Daniel doesn't buy it, though, and says this kind of thing happened to Bradford all the time. Betty points out that Bradford did manage to impregnate someone even from the grave. Daniel does not appreciate that. He thinks that someone is either after his money, or is messing with his head. And -- brain spark! -- he knows who it is. Cut to Wilhelmina's office. Daniel confronts her, and she denies, in a roundabout way, having anything to do with the urchin in Daniel's office. He says this is a chess game, and Wili has no movies. Wili tells him that she plays chess, and he's playing checkers. He skulks off. Once he's gone, Marc asks Wili if she is truly evil enough to have come up with this scheme. Turns out, she didn't plan it. This is evidence to her that God must truly love them. Just in their time of need, he drops a little French boy into their laps. Though she didn't plan this, she's certainly going to use it. She calls checkmate, and Marc replies, "Queen me!" Natch.
Cut to Daniel getting a blood test. The results will be back in a few weeks. This is like a Maury episode come to life! He heads out for another three-model date, and Betty seems a bit incensed that Daniel doesn't want to spend any time with Daniel Jr. But he is insistent that Billie Jean was not his lover, and this is all a scam. A hurt Daniel Jr. rushes out, and Betty gives Daniel an evil glare. He notes that D.J. doesn't speak English, and Betty says he doesn't have to. As D.J. waits at the elevator, a French-speaking Wili and beret-sporting Marc approach him. Wili says she's sorry that his father left him, and asks if he's hungry. He is, and agrees to have dinner with Wili and Marc. I feel like we're watching a Disney cartoon unfold before our eyes! Don't eat the apple taken from her gnarled hand, le petit Danny!
Back at Casa de Suarez, Justin calls Hilda a tease, but Ignacio thinks that taking it slow is the thing to do -- after all, what does she know about this Coach Diaz, if that even is his name? Betty rushes in and trumps Hilda's modest success with the news that she's going to Rome with Gio. Ignacio wonders how she's going to pay for it, and where she's going to sleep. He does not like this plan one bit. Just as he is going off in rapid Spanish, Justin comes in to tell Betty that there's someone at the door for her. It's Henry. Er, natch. She asks what he's doing there, and he drops to one knee. And not because he's having a knee pain! Because he's proposing! As Betty looks stunned, we head to commercials.
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