Thrills, chills, and drills

The Dentist - This week alternates between teeth-drillingly excruciating and whizz-bang interesting in a grotesque, uniquely American way. Anna is scared of the dentist, but gets her teeth drilled anyway. She and the DisFamily take a trip to Magic Mountain and ride some rides. Heh. Bobby Trendy decorates Anna's bedroom some more.

Alex Richmond

Empty Calories

The Eating Contest - Anna, Howard, Kim, and Daniel participate in an eating contest. The rules are, no barfing until after you quit. There is issue taken with this. Kim gets her tongue pierced, and Anna gets a tattoo-touch up. Bobby "decorates" the house in "luxurious" things, and Daniel wears another Nirvana shirt. I think he's doing it on purpose -- every week a Nirvana shirt? It's weird.

Alex Richmond

Howard's End

The Introduction Of Bobby Trendy - Anna moves into her new home, and shows J. Howard (in urn form) around. She and Kim go lingerie shopping and play bouncy-horse. Daniel wears a Nirvana t-shirt. Sugar Pie humps a stuffed bear. And Bobby Trendy commits random acts of tackiness in the name of home decor.

Alex Richmond

Better Homes and Candies

House Hunting - Anna Nicole goes house shopping, attends a Guess? party, and makes sure it was pizza and not "pig snot" that her son had for dinner. She's both in and out of it. This may not change week to week, but I'm just saying.

Alex Richmond