Biggest Insult to Those With...What's the PC Term for "Handicapped" These Days?...Award
Clark Kent, the one with all the superpowers, goes blind. For one episode of Smallville. And he feels sorry for himself about it. And he walks around with a cane and dark glasses, acting like he's freakin' Ray Charles or something. Gah. It pains us to even remember this. -- Omar G
Award for Moderator Patience (nicknamed the "SQUEEEE!")
With 2328 posts, it appears final episode of the Gilmore Girls season got you talking. Gee, was it the adultery? The Luke/Lorelai kiss? Naked Kirk? We're guessing it's the grand opening of the Dragonfly, an event that had been anxiously awaited by each and every one of us. All hail the Dragonfly, a money-sucking, idiotic business venture that is sure to destroy each and every relationship in Stars Hollow by the end of season. -- Pamie
Best Use of Drunks
From drunk-dialing Dean in the middle of spring break to Luke's "Gotta handful of Barbie," this year Stars Hollow cut a little loose with some happy juice. Here's to future scenes of everybody at Luke's nursing their morning hangovers. -- Pamie
"This Is How They Break-Up in the OC, Bitch!" Award
Hey, did Lane's boyfriend Dave like, move-move to California? He could email us or something. -- Pamie
Most Annoying Use of Ex-Boyfriend
Don't marry the kid off! Jeez, we're gonna want to use him later. Oh, well... -- Pamie
Six Flags Season Award For Gut-Wrenching Highs and Lows in Episodic Quality
We can't take the ups and downs anymore. Now that this show has proven it can be as good as the end of the season was, we'll be needing that level of quality all year. Because when this show gets lazy, it's scarier than that fake Uncle Junior jumping out of a Six Flags bus to do some insulting Tejano dancing. Jess or no Jess? Decide! Dean or no Dean! Our poor, fragile hearts! -- Pamie
Michael McKean, how we love you. You're married to the luminous Annette O'Toole, you kick it hard with Christopher Guest, and you appeared as Perry White in a very funny episode of Smallville where you showed up like some benevolent tornado, showed everybody how it's done, then disappeared like some wonderful dream we wish we could will ourselves to dream again. Come back soon, Michael. We really, really need you. -- Omar G
Biggest Insult to Those With...What's the PC Term for "Handicapped" These Days?...Award
Clark Kent, the one with all the superpowers, goes blind. For one episode of Smallville. And he feels sorry for himself about it. And he walks around with a cane and dark glasses, acting like he's freakin' Ray Charles or something. Gah. It pains us to even remember this. -- Omar G
Award for Moderator Patience (nicknamed the "SQUEEEE!")
With 2328 posts, it appears final episode of the Gilmore Girls season got you talking. Gee, was it the adultery? The Luke/Lorelai kiss? Naked Kirk? We're guessing it's the grand opening of the Dragonfly, an event that had been anxiously awaited by each and every one of us. All hail the Dragonfly, a money-sucking, idiotic business venture that is sure to destroy each and every relationship in Stars Hollow by the end of season. -- Pamie
Best Use of Drunks
From drunk-dialing Dean in the middle of spring break to Luke's "Gotta handful of Barbie," this year Stars Hollow cut a little loose with some happy juice. Here's to future scenes of everybody at Luke's nursing their morning hangovers. -- Pamie
"This Is How They Break-Up in the OC, Bitch!" Award
Hey, did Lane's boyfriend Dave like, move-move to California? He could email us or something. -- Pamie
Most Annoying Use of Ex-Boyfriend
Don't marry the kid off! Jeez, we're gonna want to use him later. Oh, well... -- Pamie
Six Flags Season Award For Gut-Wrenching Highs and Lows in Episodic Quality
We can't take the ups and downs anymore. Now that this show has proven it can be as good as the end of the season was, we'll be needing that level of quality all year. Because when this show gets lazy, it's scarier than that fake Uncle Junior jumping out of a Six Flags bus to do some insulting Tejano dancing. Jess or no Jess? Decide! Dean or no Dean! Our poor, fragile hearts! -- Pamie