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Natalie bonds with Brett over their prayer warrior-ness and then picks him to be on her team in a three vs. three reward challenge, along with Mick. This makes Shambo and Jaison suspicious, but then they win an overnight village stay and get too drunk to really care anymore. As it turns out, they have no reason to worry, as neither Brett nor Mick attempt to turn Natalie against Li'l Russell. Instead, Brett's banking on winning immunity, which he does. Now it becomes a question of who to get rid of: Shambo and her annoying mullet and close-talking ways, or Mick, who makes Li'l Russell nervous. Shambo manages to pick up on the fact that she might be to go, but does nothing to stop it. Li'l Russell tries to make the show interesting by wearing his immunity idol at Tribal again, then refusing to play it because he wants to keep it as a souvenir. In the end, Brett and Foa Foa decide they'd rather keep Mick in to possibly beat Brett in a future immunity challenge than save Shambo for the Final Three. And she seems fine with that on her way out. The jurors who now have to live with her, however, are not as pleased.
Want more? The full recap starts right below!Night 33 at Aiga and Shambo moans in pleasure at the scalp massage she's getting from Brett. I don't like any part of what I just typed. Except maybe for "Night 33." Although I would prefer it if it was Night 38. I'm sorry, but this season has been a snoozefest. "I think you should be a massage therapist," Shambo says. Pshaw! Brett is a T-shirt designer. Anyone can be a massage therapist but it takes a rare talent to design T-shirts. Brett interviews that there is a completely different group of people at the end than he expected, not like he expected anything based on the way he played this game with little to no forethought or planning or even speaking. "I'm the last true Galu," says the guy who voted out Erik. He says he's going to try to stay in this game as long as possible. Provided, of course, that doesn't require any scheming or cleverness, because Brett doesn't do that. Li'l Russell, the stupid idol still around his neck, talks to Jaison. He Paul Engemanns that he's going to "push it to the limit" to make sure Brett doesn't win immunity again, because there's real possibility that Brett could win immunity all the way into the Final Three and win the entire game. I guess he should have thought of that before he voted Kelly out before Brett.
The day, Brett and Natalie lie around the shelter and have a prayer session. It turns out that Brett can quote Bible verses. And, of course, Natalie loves that because she reads nothing but the Bible and "Christian books." I'm kind of hoping that this is part of Brett's evil plan to bond with Natalie over what she believes is their shared love of Christ, but he's probably being genuine and thus BORING. The more we find out about Brett, the less interesting he becomes. It's like peeling an onion that only has three layers, each one blander than the last. Brett thinks this could turn into a trusting relationship that will help him in the game. Well, maybe it could have, like, fifteen days ago. But it's a little bit late now.
Meanwhile, by the firepit, Shambo's hair is looking wilder than usual and even she notices it needs a "wet down." "I need a haircut," she adds. NO SHIT. But I'm sure she's not thinking of the same cut that I am. Nor Li'l Russell, who interviews that Shambo should just shave her head because her mullet is unfashionable, terrible, and apparently what Shambo is using to hide food. He continues that it's "nasty" and "disgusting" and he would have voted her out because of it a long time ago if he didn't need her. Now, I make fun of Shambo's mullet all the time - how can you not? - but when I hear Li'l Russell talking about it while making sure to cover his own head with either a hat or a buff so we can't all see that he's bald, it smacks of jealousy. "I'm doing whatever it takes to win the game," he sighs. Including being subjected to Shambo's mullet??? SUCH FORTITUDE.
Yay, we get a reward challenge this week! Probst explains: a bunch of coconuts are being held up by many ropes. The contestants will divide into two teams of three each and then one at a time pull one rope out, hopefully without causing any of the coconuts to drop. The first team to drop 100 coconuts loses. The winning team gets an overnight village stay. With that, Probst passes around a bag of rocks for each player to pick. The last two to pick rocks, Li'l Russell and Natalie, end up getting the colored rocks making them team captains. I'm sure that's a coincidence. Ugh, this season is making me so paranoid. Li'l Russell and Natalie play rock-paper-scissors to choose who gets to pick the first teammate, and Natalie wins with paper over Li'l Russell's rock. Of course, she has to then make a "paper covering rock" motion because she's nine. She picks Brett, and everyone's eyebrows raise. Li'l Russell picks Jaison, Natalie picks Mick, and Li'l Russell is left with Shambo.
Shambo goes first, as her team wisely believes that this is their best chance to minimize the damage she can do to their chances of winning. While Shambo looks around for the best rope to pull, Probst decides to make fun of her hair. "What do you call that?" he asks her. Oh, shut up, Probst. Neutral hosts don't single contestants out and make fun of their hairstyles. "Shambilicious, baby," Shambo says. "How long you had it?" Probst asks. "Since 1986," Shambo says. "23 years," Probst says. Yes, that's probably too long to have the same hairstyle. But sometimes change is scary and hard, and if Shambo's hairdresser is willing to lose business with that walking advertisement of her services, what can we do? At least Shambo doesn't feel the need to dye it jet black and grow it out just a little longer than her age suggests it should be, Probst. "You don't mess with perfection, baby," Shambo says. Finally, she pulls out a rope. She drops four coconuts, but Probst says that's actually pretty good. "Feels good, looks good, ah ha oo rah love it love it love it," Shambo says, having clearly gone insane.
Mick goes up first for the purple team. As soon as he starts to pull one rope, two coconuts fall. He's pretty upset about what's to come, but in the end, two is all that fall. Jaison goes up for yellow and while he looks for a rope to pick, Natalie whispers to Brett, asking if he's a "prayer warrior." Brett says he is indeed. "I'm one, too," Natalie says. With that, she takes his hand and prays that God will guide it to the best rope to pull for the least amount of coconuts. Oooh, sorry, Natalie. God is currently guiding eight-year-old Jackie Smith's hand so she can win Jenga against that nasty girl who lives across the street. You're on your own. Meanwhile, Mick just stands there, all "thanks for asking god to guide my hand, Natalie. Bitch." Jaison is taking forever to pick his rope, so now Li'l Russell starts whispering to Shambo that he's surprised that Natalie picked Brett first. "We're gonna have to break that up over there," he says, as we see that Mick's hand has now joined the prayer pile. Fucking FINALLY, Jaison picks a rope so we can end this. As soon as he releases it, two coconuts fall. Five more come down as he pulls the rope free.
Natalie goes . With the Almighty power of JAY-sus guiding her, she pulls a rope and drops only one coconut. "You lucky little bitch," Shambo mutters to herself. It's not clear if she's talking about Natalie, herself, Probst, or if this is just some residual hate for Laura. Li'l Russell goes up and drops eight coconuts. Then Brett, his hand guided by JAY-sus, gets just one coconut, making it 19 for yellow against just 4 for purple. And Shambo is up again. She gets 10 coconuts as Li'l Russell and Jaison look disgusted, not like they did all that much better. Things start to turn around for the prayer warriors, though, as coconuts go flying everywhere when Mick releases a rope. Shambo cheers openly at purple's difficulties, because she's a bad sport. Then she actually points both fingers at the sky and says "you rock, God." Was she not paying attention? Natalie asked for God's help first. And it should be obvious to all of you that he doesn't exist just by watching an episode of Hoarders. I saw one the other week where a woman was living in a house surrounded by four-foot-high stacks of her own poop. She couldn't use the toilet, you see, because it stopped working and she had the decency not to want to call a plumber into her hellhole of a residence to fix it. So she just went in adult diapers and then tossed them on the floor along with everything else. In the end, the human waste ATE THROUGH HER BATHROOM FLOOR. And that is why god does not exist. Merry Christmas.
Anyway, Mick releases 19 coconuts in all, making the game much closer. "It's okay. You got two prayer warriors on your team," Natalie says to make him feel better. Or worse. It depends on his own personal feelings about religion, I suppose. Jaison goes , and oops! He releases like a billion coconuts just by releasing the rope. The look on his face as they roll past him is pretty great. By the time Jaison has the rope pulled, he's dropped 48 coconuts and yellow's score is 77 to purple's 23. It looks certain that purple will win this, seeing as how Natalie is up and she is a Prayer Warrior of the highest order. Probst says that Natalie has done well in this challenge so far. "God has taken care of me, for sure," she says. Don't talk back, Natalie. That's rude. "My prediction is 58," Shambo says to her team, who just look at her like "whatever." Whatever, indeed. We all know how crappy Shambo's psychic visions can be. Although those visions are from god, and yet, he is on Natalie's side because she asked first. WHOSE SELFISH ABUSE OF RELIGION WILL PREVAIL??
As it turns out, Shambo's. God forsakes the hell out of Natalie as she pulls the rope and coconuts drop for the ten minutes. "Oh my word," Natalie says over and over again. She manages to release 58 coconuts, which was exactly Shambo's prediction. Wow, I guess she does have psychic powers after all. Although for someone who acted like seeing into the future was a regular thing for her, Shambo is shocked to be correct. And now the score is 77 for yellow and 81 for the prayer warriors. Wow, that was freaking horrible. I don't even know how it's possible to release that many coconuts by just pulling one string. Li'l Russell is up . He studies the ropes carefully, no doubt looking for the one that has been marked by production just for him, and pulls. Zero coconuts are released. Isn't Li'l Russell just amazing. And then it's Brett's turn. The prayer warrior pulls the string ... and 23 coconuts fall. Li'l Russell, Jaison, and Shambo win the reward. Which means that our ambassadors to the Samoan village include Li'l Russell and Shambo. I hope you didn't have any plans to visit Samoa, because Americans are probably banned from it for all eternity now. Either that, or Li'l Russell has been hailed as a hero with god-like powers after going through their village and unearthing several ancient relics that were thought to be lost forever and a few no one knew existed in the first place.
Native-y music plays us into the Samoan village, where the residents have removed the Nike shirts and Adidas shorts they usually wear to put on a bunch of leaves for the benefit of the viewers back home who demand the total authentic native village experience, even if it isn't at all authentic. They dig into a meal first, with Shambo ripping a whole roasted pig open so she can eat what she considers to be "the best part." I can't tell which part that is, but since it's Shambo and she's generally ridiculous I'm guessing it's the butt or wherever pork rinds come from. Jaison interviews that he's never been on a reward before, so up until now every day on this show was trying and horrible and full of defeat. He very much appreciates the chance to have a "day off" from it all. Li'l Russell is still in game mode, of course, saying he's happy to win this reward because the food will give him strength and hopefully help him to beat Brett or Mick, who is apparently on Li'l Russell's enemies list now. While Shambo's off squatting in front of the elders and proposing a toast, Jaison and Li'l Russell solidify their final 3 alliance - them and Natalie. Shambo bores the pants off of Samoa with her long-ass toast and then takes a sip of whatever drink that is and falls on her back with exaggerated drunkenness. Samoa laughs politely. Then it's time to dance. With some food and drink in him, Jaison actually has a personality and is fun. Even Li'l Russell seems like he might be fun to hang around with. Shambo talks about how this is a great way for her to build her relationships with Li'l Russell and Jaison, who would rather dance with each other than her. Not that she notices.
Back at Aiga, the losers decide to try to make their own reward, as proposed by Brett, who says they should go hunt for snails and "take a break" to "enjoy each other's company." Uh, no, Brett. You use this time to talk to Mick and Natalie and try to convince them to turn against Li'l Russell. God damn it, these people are ruining my show with their inaction and boringness! Brett adds that he's not an "overly-aggressive" player who "gets in people's faces" (NO SHIT) so he's just trying to build some relationships. Friends forever, Survivor winner never. As they walk along the beach, Brett talks about how being the last "True Galu" member left at the camp that used to be entirely Galu's feels like he invited guests to come to his house and they stayed while the rest of his family left. Don't forget that they found the immunity idol under the lamp in the living room that you couldn't be bothered to search for! "Sorry, man," Mick says. "It is what it is," Brett says. NO IT'S NOT. There's this amazing thing you can do on this show called STRATEGIZING and PLOTTING to try to turn things around and save yourself. Natalie interviews that she likes Brett and all, but she's aligned with Li'l Russell and it's not like anyone's trying to change her mind.
Back at the reward, Shambo is enjoying the bedding. Jaison and Li'l Russell are, too, but only Shambo curls up in the mosquito netting and tells Jaison to look at her. "I'm in my little net!" she giggles girlishly. "Oh, Shambo. Sometimes you're like a forty-five year old seven year old," Jaison says. Shambo thinks that's some kind of compliment. "I'm just a little goofball. That's what makes me happy, though, being silly. Being a grown-up's just so overrated when you don't have to be," she says. Okay, first of all, you do have to be. Because you're 45. And second of all, your opinions may vary but I'm personally pretty okay with being an adult. Every time I think that life was easier when I was a child I have a nightmare about being back in school and having to do stupid homework and study for a test in some subject I don't care about that won't be important later on in life anyway. And I can't stay out past 11 pm. And I dress badly because I have to wake up at like 6:30 in the morning to get ready for school and at that hour I'm only going to wear clothes that are as much like pajamas as possible. So, cheer up, kids! There's much to look forward to in adulthood. Jaison wonders why Natalie picked Brett to be on her team. Shambo says it was "very telling." Li'l Russell tells them not to worry, as he'll make sure to pull Natalie aside for a two-hour-long talk to solidify their alliance when they return. "No tellin' what they're talking about over there," he worries needlessly, as we know that all they're talking about is snails and sunsets and the bible. Li'l Russell interviews that he's absolutely sure that Natalie is a solid ally, but it doesn't hurt to put some doubt in Jaison and Shambo's minds about her. Jaison says he used to think there was no way he'd turn against Mick, but now he's fine with it. It's not like he has a choice anyway. Last week he could've teamed with Mick, Brett, and Monica against Li'l Russell, but now there's no way Natalie or Shambo will leave his side.
The day at Aiga, the winners have returned. Li'l Russell settles into his hammock and waits for Natalie to stop by, which she does. He asks her what Mick and Brett said to her when he was gone. "Well, actually ... " she starts, but he's not in the mood to hear her claim that no strategic anti-Li'l Russell talk happened. Even though none did. Because Mick, Natalie, and Brett are the most boring people ON THE PLANET. "It's me, you, and Jaison," Natalie says. Li'l Russell says he's sure of that, but Shambo and Jaison were "freaked out" that Natalie chose Mick and Brett for her team. "I'm in control of it all," Li'l Russell says to her. She just laughs and tells Li'l Russell he shouldn't have any doubt in his mind when it comes to her. Because she lacks the ability to think for herself. Natalie interviews that she and Li'l Russell are a team and have been since Day One. "Two brains are better than one," she says. Oh come on, Natalie. One and a half, tops. They decide that if Brett wins immunity, they'll get rid of Mick .
Shots of pigs, crabs, and Probsts welcome us to the immunity challenge. Probst takes the immunity necklace away from Brett and explains: contestants must run to a clearing where there are six stations, each of which has a number of objects on it. There's one station that's a pig pen full of pig, another with a tray of dead fish, one with a tower of rocks that will no doubt cause Li'l Russell to lose precious time looking for an immunity idol underneath it, etc. Contestants must count all the objects and then run back to a game board with numbered tiles they can use to keep track of the number of objects in each station. Once they've counted all the stations, they will use the numbers to unlock a large bicycle lock. Probst says the order of the numbers will be different for each contestant, but does not say if they know the order ahead of time or have to keep trying until they get it right. The first contestant to unlock the lock, remove the pin, and use it to break a tile wins immunity. With that, Probst calls go and the contestants run through the rain to the stations. And then, counting happens. It's not very exciting and I don't know what more there is to say. Li'l Russell, Mick, and Jaison have two stations counted and tiled before Brett, Natalie, and Shambo even have one. But that's probably because Brett is being very careful to get his numbers correct while Shambo and Natalie are dumb. Seriously, it takes Natalie like an hour to count the fish and they're all dead and not moving, unlike the crabs and pigs Shambo and Brett are counting. Probst makes fun of her accordingly.
More thrilling counting happens! 1, 2, 3, 4 ... CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!?! Mick and Jaison are the first to start on their combinations, followed closely by Li'l Russell. Brett runs like a girl back to his station to start soon after. Jaison tries his lock first, but it doesn't open. He has to run back out to the stations and count again. Well, that sucks. For Jaison. Mick desperately tries his lock, but it's no good and he, too, must count again. And even though Li'l Russell started his combination lock before Brett and wants us to believe he's stronger and faster and smarter than Brett, Brett is the one who gets his combination done first ... and it's right. He releases the pin and smashes his tile. Ha ha ha! Foa Foa has to eat one of their own. Jaison interviews that it's very frustrating to see Brett win another immunity challenge, and now he's even more worried that Brett could win immunities all the way to the Final 3 and win the game. Don't worry, Jaison! Brett's been way too anonymous in the editing to be this year's winner. On the slow motion walk of defeat away from the challenge, Jaison voiceovers that the plan was to get rid of Mick , but he's starting to think that they need Mick to have a chance at beating Brett in the immunity challenges. Which means Shambo could be the to go. And if that happens, then I'll have nothing to talk about during the Shambo-less two hour finale.
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The tribe returns to camp. Mick is so bummed about losing that he isn't even trying to keep his shorts on anymore. Jaison and Li'l Russell walk off together and Jaison says he wants Shambo to go home tonight because they need Mick here to beat Brett. Li'l Russell agrees. "Let's do it," Jaison says, then quickly scampers away because guess who's walking up? Yes, it's Shambo. "What's that all about?" she asks Li'l Russell, who pauses for two seconds too long before lying "he wants to get rid of Mick." Shambo is suspicious, though, having noticed that Jaison stopped talking and ran away as soon as she walked up. Shambo is being unusually not oblivious today. Li'l Russell interviews what we just saw, then adds that he'd rather get rid of Mick before Shambo. For like the fiftieth time, we're reminded that if Brett makes it to the Final 3, he's almost a lock to win. Back at the shelter, Shambo again asks Li'l Russell what Jaison said to him. Li'l Russell makes up a story and recites it without looking Shambo in the eyes, and she says she's feeling nervous. She thinks Jaison wants to get rid of her, and says that although she's a key reason why Foa Foa made it this far, she knows there are limits to people's gratitude and she's vulnerable. Where did this sensible self-aware Shambo come from?
Li'l Russell goes to Mick and tells him how much he hates Shambo because she's annoying and a close-talker with bad breath. Really, Li'l Russell? Is this necessary? Or is he maybe trying to convince himself that Shambo should go because he feels guilty about having to vote her out? No, that can't be it. Maybe he thinks that this is a good way to convince Mick to vote for Shambo, as if Mick needs any convincing? He just does what people tell him to do. I really wonder if Li'l Russell would talk this way about Shambo if she were a man. While he's had plenty of nasty things to say about women before voting them off, we rarely hear him saying equally negative things about men, and never with the same venom in his voice. Mick says he thought Li'l Russell and Shambo were friends and never heard him talk this way about her before. Li'l Russell says he and Shambo "ain't friends" and he's always disliked her, but had to act nice for the votes. Which you'd think would make Mick wonder if Li'l Russell might be doing the same thing to him. But it's Mick, so he won't. Mick interviews that it appears that Li'l Russell is scheming to get rid of Shambo, but on the other hand, you never know what's really going on in people's minds. Unless those people are Brett, Natalie, or Mick, in which case we can be reasonably certain that there's nothing going on.
Shambo sits down to Li'l Russell and keeps her mouth a respectable distance away from him as she asks if Mick is getting suspicious about tonight's vote. Li'l Russell says Mick is not, because they told him they're all voting for Shambo tonight. She says she isn't comfortable with this, but what does she expect? It's not like Mick would believe they were voting for Natalie or Jaison tonight. Or that it matters anyway at this point. They could tell Mick outright they were planning to vote him out and he wouldn't do a thing about it except possibly ask for permission to vote for himself as well so he wouldn't be left out. Li'l Russell claims in an interview that he hasn't decided who to vote for yet between Shambo and Mick. There are good reasons to keep Shambo: she sucks at challenges, she's loyal to Li'l Russell, and she isn't a jury threat. But those reasons won't matter if Brett makes it to the Final Three. We're reminded that this is the last opportunity for Li'l Russell to play the immunity idol. He's planning on wearing at Tribal Council again, just in case Brett's immunity necklace steals some of his camera time.
The tribe arrives at Tribal Council and the jurors pour in. Monica is wearing too much makeup, just like I knew she would. She and Laura are going to look terrible at the reunion show. Their faces will weigh an extra ten pounds each. Probst addresses Li'l Russell first, saying there isn't a "true Galu" member left for Foa Foa to vote out since Brett has the necklace. "I'm a traitor," Shambo says. Probst agrees. If Shambo was a hot young man, though, I'll bet Probst would be all over Shambo's strategic move that bettered her position in the game. Also, let's not forget that Shambo initially voted for Jaison when the tribes first merged while everyone else was voting for Erik, so she was more true to Galu than anyone else, really. Oh, and finally, Galu treated her like shit so they kind of deserve this. "Shambo betrayed everybody on the jury," Probst says. Um, no, actually, she didn't. She didn't betray Erik or John, certainly, nor would I say she betrayed Laura since their feelings about each other were well-known. Oh, and while she knew that Li'l Russell was going to play the idol that got Kelly out, we don't know that everyone else knows that, as she voted for Li'l Russell that night. I really think that Galu's reasons for not voting for Shambo if she made it to the Final Three have very little to do with her betraying them and much more to do with the fact that they don't like her, think she's stupid and/or crazy, and doesn't deserve to have made it this far in this game, let alone win a million dollars. Thus: shut up, Probst. Natalie agrees that Shambo is a good person to take to the Final Three.
Probst asks Li'l Russell how much of a factor Shambo's "loyalty" is tonight. You mean the loyalty you just shat on when you talked for five minutes about how she betrayed everyone in this game before kissing Jesus for thirty pieces of silver? But now she's loyal? Make up your stupid mind, Probst. Li'l Russell says he trusts Shambo as much as he does Natalie, Mick, and Jaison. Probst congratulates him on making a "big statement" (then again, I think most statements Li'l Russell makes are big simply because they're coming out of someone so small) and asks what criteria he's using for tonight's vote. Li'l Russell says he's thinking in terms of the Final Three and who is a jury threat. Probst asks Jaison if he agrees. Jaison says he does, and that he wants to get rid of the people who can beat him in the end. Unless it's Li'l Russell, in which case he won't bother.
Because we haven't heard this like fifty million times already, Probst asks Shambo to "spell out" why Brett is a threat. She explains that he's obviously good at immunity challenges and he stayed true to the tribe that most members of the jury were on. Monica winks at Brett, just to make it as obvious as possible that he'll win if he makes it to the end. Probst asks Brett if he thinks winning immunity is the only reason why he's still in this game. Here's where Brett could potentially stir up some shit by saying no and lying that he's gotten alliance offers. Foa Foa might not buy it, but if they did then all of Foa Foa would implode and turn against each other, possibly furthering Brett's position in the game. And it's not like he has anything to lose anyway. But instead, he just says that immunity is keeping him in the game and his "strategy" is to keep winning. Probst makes sure to point out that hunky Mick is also a "physical threat," based on the fact that he almost won the challenge. The challenge that involved a little bit of running and was mostly counting and thus really didn't require all that much physical strength at all? And that Mick didn't even come close to winning since his combination was wrong? Okay, Probst. He asks Mick how he'll feel if he is voted out tonight. Mick says he'll be "frustrated," although he admits that his game was "not as aggressive, strategically, as Russell." It wasn't aggressive, strategically, AT ALL. Even Jaison and Natalie had their moments. Mick did absolutely nothing. Probst asks Li'l Russell if it'll be tough to see an alliancemate go home tonight. He says it will be, and this is probably the first hard vote he's had to make. But he also knows that this is the way the game works and "sometimes you have to vote people out that you like."
With that, we vote. Mick votes for Shambo and Shambo votes for "Mick =)." Probst returns with the urn and says if someone happens to have an immunity idol around his neck that he'd like to play since it's his last chance to do so, now is the time. Li'l Russell decides not to play it, keeping it as a souvenir instead. Now he can hide it around the house and re-live his glory days on this show for the rest of his life! The jury roll their eyes. I'm not surprised Li'l Russell did this. I'm sure his tribemates are, though, and probably didn't make any plans to vote for him tonight because they all assumed he'd do this. He probably thinks he's made things very exciting for us at home, but we all remember in Gabon when Sugar gave her idol to Matty, a move that Li'l Russell's non-play of the idol pales in comparison to. Probst reads the votes. Wouldn't it be so awesome if Li'l Russell went home tonight? But no, of course not. Boring! Mick gets one vote, Li'l Russell gets none, and Shambo gets the rest. She's gracious on her way out, hugging Brett and smiling as her torch is extinguished. "Good luck, you guys," she says, and then she's gone. Meanwhile, the jury is so upset because they know they have to live with Shambo now.
Whoa, check out Shambo's family moment! I'm guessing that's her sister, and while she doesn't have a mullet, her hairstyle is from around 1991 with the teased bangs. What's up with the Shambo family and their anachronistic hairstyles?
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