Some reunion bullet points to tide you over until the full recap:
- Tyson used a flatiron on his hair and somehow it works for him.
- The entire cast got to sit on the stage for the reunion.
- They show a photo of Monica and Brad when they met in college, and they both look like completely different people and it's a little scary.
- Probst compliments Ciera on realizing that she needed to make a move and being willing to go to rocks.
- Colton is still a dick and a waste of space and a professional victim. Over him.
- Rupert still has weird ideas about how women need rescuing and protection.
- Cochran got a job as a TV writer on The Millers and they spend way too much time on that at the expense of the people who were actually on this season.
- Aras and Vytas are close but still argue.
- Kat implies that she got a boob job and makes no sense as usual. What is Hayden doing with her?
- Tina's son (and Katie's brother) was killed in a car accident, but Tina and Katie still made it to the reunion.
- season has three tribes: Brains, Brawn, and Beauty. It won't be as good as Blood Vs. Water, but at least it makes sense.