Into My Life

Ava pins a hideous striped vest on Susannah. This is her brilliant fashion design? Vests? I guess it could be a sleeveless shirt that hasn't been finished yet. It's still ugly. Susannah complains that nothing is lying right under her arms, and that they should wait for the model. Oh, Susannah and her fat armpits. She should get liposuction and go on The Swan. Ava reminds her that they're designing for average women, as if Susannah isn't a size 6 at most. The doorbell rings, and Nikki bursts out of her room to answer the door and let Goofy in. Ava and Susannah giggle because Nikki has a little boyfriend.

The phone rings, and it's Johnny, explaining to Ava that he had to stop at the office before taking Derrick to his baseball practice. Johnny has an office? Johnny has a job? Derrick worries that they'll be late, and Johnny promises they'll be in and out of this mysterious office in five minutes.

Meanwhile, Ava asks Nikki and Goofy what they're up to. Did you ever notice that Ava talks like she's on Quaaludes? Nikki explains that Ava told her to make the attic her own, and Goofy is "like, this artist." Goofy grins self-deprecatingly. Ava tells them to be sure to use dropcloths and Nikki mouths a thank-you. Who knew that getting laid would mellow Nikki out so much? I'm kidding, of course. She's not that mellow.

Bradin and Erica conclude a surfing lesson. Erica complains about how hungry she is, and Bradin starts to ask if she wants to get something to eat, but Jay shows up and ruins everything. Erica and Jay take off to get some grub, and Jay asks pouty Bradin to join them. Bradin says he's going to continue surfing, and Erica tells him to watch out for the reefer. Er, reef. Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. Bradin surfs and falls off his board, like, a million times. He makes his way to the beach and collapses, and his foot is all bloody. Some chick comes up and asks if he's okay, because he's bleeding. Bradin insists that he's fine, so she starts to walk away, but then Bradin realizes that he might need some help. The chick calls Bradin "tough guy," and we all know that Bradin loves a lady who uses nicknames, so he's totally in love. You can also tell that he's in love because he stares at this girl with his mouth open. Oh, wait. He always stares with his mouth open.

Bradin gets his foot bandaged by a lifeguard and complains about the cowboy band-aids. He properly introduces himself to the chick, whose name is Sarah Bordin. She looks like a cross between Kirsten Dunst and Noelle Parker. ["To me she was more of a cross between Alexis Bledel and Kate Bosworth, only ugly." -- Wing Chun] Sarah explains where she lives, and admits that it's "where the filthy-ass rich people live." Bradin promises not to judge her, and she offers him a free tour. Of her vagina! You know that's what she meant. She's filthy-ass! The girl playing Sarah is the kind of bad actress where it sounds like all of her lines are dubbed in later.

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