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4-19 2005.04.27 |
Blank A thumbnail sketch of the episode until the full recap goes live. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 4-19 Recaplet |
Blank Blank - A thumbnail sketch of the episode until the full recap goes live. |
2005.04.27 2005.04.28 |
Omar G |
| 4-18 Recap |
Prom-'n-Aid Spirit - Clark must act quickly to save the school from a body-switching would-be Prom Queen. |
2005.04.20 2005.04.25 |
Omar G |
| 4-17 Recap |
Tag-team Lex Onyx - Lex Luthor splits in two. The results don't quite double our pleasure. |
2005.04.13 2005.04.18 |
Omar G |
| 4-16 Recap |
Lucy Goosey Lucy - Lois's sister comes to town; she's not as nice as her heavy makeup would suggest. |
2005.03.01 2005.03.07 |
Omar G |
| 4-15 Recap |
House Of Flying Bullshit Sacred - The cast goes to Shanghai, China, to...well, they go to find...you know what? It can't even be explained here. Just know that magical Nintendo power stones are involved and Lana is the WB version of Chun Li. |
2005.02.23 2005.03.01 |
Omar G |
| 4-14 Recap |
Going To The Dogs In More Ways Than One Krypto - Clark gets a new pet: a dog with super-strength that used to pull heists. |
2005.02.16 2005.02.21 |
Omar G |
| 4-13 Recap |
Big Superman On Campus Recruit - Clark visits Metropolis University as a potential football recruit, but learns that he won't be playing football there, nor anywhere else. |
2005.02.09 2005.02.14 |
Omar G |
| 4-12 Recap |
KentFan: The Killening Pariah - KentFan is sacrificed to the God of pointless plot twists after being accused of attacking Lana and Jason. |
2005.02.02 2005.02.07 |
Omar G |
| 4-11 Recap |
Think Unsexy Thoughts Unsafe - Clark gets married to KentFan; Lana tries to figure out what's up Jason's ass after their breakup. |
2005.01.26 2005.01.31 |
Omar G |
| 4-10 Recap |
Coma Chameleons Scare - A toxin causes Chloe, Clark, Lex, Lana, and Jason to have some bad nightmares. |
2004.12.01 2004.12.06 |
Omar G |
| 4-9 Recap |
Sex, Lies, And Security Video Bound - Lex sleeps around, and it's all fine and sexy until a woman dies. |
2004.11.17 2004.11.22 |
Omar G |
| 4-8 Recap |
Next on Charmed...er, "Smallville..." Spell - A countess and two witches take over Lana, Chloe, and Lois, with disastrous results for viewers. |
2004.11.10 2004.11.15 |
Omar G |
| 4-7 Recap |
Mxzyptlkmatosis Jinx - A guy from eastern Europe (with a Russian accent) tries to jinx Clark in the state football championship. |
2004.11.03 2004.11.08 |
Omar G |
| 4-6 Recap |
Liver Let Die Transference - Papa Luthor is dying in prison, but he finds a way to escape -- by switching bodies with Clark! Genius! |
2004.10.27 2004.11.01 |
Omar G |
| 4-5 Recap |
A Flashy Guy Run - The Flash shows himself to be a juvenile delinquent -- but a fun one -- when he befriends Clark. |
2004.10.20 2004.10.25 |
Omar G |
| 4-4 Recap |
Gay In The Water Devoted - Girls get their way with Kryptorade; Lex ends up in a locker room with Clark. Fireworks abound! |
2004.10.13 2004.10.18 |
Omar G |
| 4-3 Recap |
"Kryp"/Sucks Facade - Plastic surgery turns a pimply mess into a dangerous imaginary leprosy carrier. |
2004.10.06 2004.10.12 |
Omar G |
| 4-2 Recap |
Chloe Lives! Gone - Chloe is saved by, of all things, the Underground Railroad. Lana returns too, which is the bad news in that equation. |
2004.09.28 2004.10.05 |
Omar G |
| 4-1 Recap |
Down With Robot Clark Crusade - Clark loses his memory, but meets Lois Lane, who's trying to find Chloe's killer. |
2004.09.22 2004.09.27 |
Omar G |
| 3-22 Recap |
The MB Strikes Back! Covenant - Papa Luthor ends up in jail, but manages to poison Lex, blow up Chloe, and get a killer head-shaving. |
2004.05.19 2004.05.25 |
Omar G |
| 3-21 Recap |
The Ross Is Off The Bloom Forsaken - Pete says goodbye to Smallville while Lana hits a roadblack on her way to Paris, and Lex finally gets revenge on Papa Luthor. |
2004.05.12 2004.05.17 |
Omar G |
| 3-20 Recap |
Talisman Talisman - Clark is once again confronted with the legend of Naman. |
2004.05.05 2004.05.10 |
Kim |
| 3-19 Recap |
Memoria Memoria - Lex remembers what really happened to his brother. |
2004.04.28 2004.05.04 |
Kim |
| 3-18 Recap |
True Lies Truth - Chloe becomes a human lie-detector and alienates everybody. |
2004.04.21 2004.04.27 |
Omar G |
| 3-17 Recap |
Eight Deadly Sides Of Death Legacy - Dr. Swann returns to wrangle with Papa Luthor's increasingly lustful pursuit of the cave hole. Bo gets a little bitter. |
2004.04.14 2004.04.19 |
Omar G |
| 3-16 Recap |
El Futuro Crisis - Clark gets a distress call from Lana -- from twenty-four hours in the future. |
2004.03.03 2004.03.08 |
Omar G |
| 3-15 Recap |
Laz 'R Us Resurrection - Clark figures out that his blood can be used to bring back the dead. It's creepy and dumb! |
2004.02.25 2004.03.02 |
Omar G |
| 3-14 Recap |
Fatal Attrition Obsession - Worn down by bad episodes, Smallville fans take what they can get with this not-too-bad Swimfan episode. |
2004.02.18 2004.02.23 |
Omar G |
| 3-13 Recap |
Vroom, Vroom, Vroom! Velocity - Pete goes 2 Fast, 2 Furious, but it's not 2Good 2B 4Gotten. |
2004.02.11 2004.02.17 |
Omar G |
| 3-12 Recap |
The Dread Zone Hereafter - A kid who can see people's future deaths is understandably freaked out. Clark tries to help. |
2004.02.04 2004.02.09 |
Omar G |
| 3-11 Recap |
Subject: Your Imminent Death Delete - Somebody tries to kill Chloe by sending out lethal, mind-controlling emails. |
2004.01.28 2004.02.02 |
Omar G |
| 3-10 Recap |
The Blind Leading The Blahna Whisper - Clark is struck blind, which sucks because Pete's been kidnapped and needs help. But don't worry; in the end, Clark just needs to wear glasses from now on. |
2004.01.21 2004.01.26 |
Omar G |
| 3-9 Recap |
Lex, Scrambled Asylum - Clark thinks about busting Lex out of the insane asylum, but Lex succumbs to radical shock treatment. It ain't pretty. |
2004.01.14 2004.01.19 |
Omar G |
| 3-8 Recap |
Heeeeeeee's Nuts Shattered - Lex goes crazy (literally) when Papa Luthor drugs him. Clark has to watch his good buddy on the downward spiral. |
2003.11.19 2003.11.24 |
Omar G |
| 3-7 Recap |
Metal Of Horror Magnetic - A magnetic student can move metal and Lana's schmoopy brain fluids around. Clark doesn't like it. |
2003.11.12 2003.11.17 |
Omar G |
| 3-6 Recap |
Let's Do The Time Warp Again Relic - Clark has a series of flashbacks to a murder in 1961. With double the usual dose of Lana crap. |
2003.11.05 2003.11.10 |
Omar G |
| 3-5 Recap |
Perry White Is All Right Perry - Future Clark Kent editor Perry White drops into town and uncovers Clark's secret. Then he gets convinced otherwise. |
2003.10.29 2003.11.04 |
Omar G |
| 3-4 Recap |
The Smallville Sleeps Tonite Slumber - A girl in a coma is chased by a cheap piece of red cloth. Clark must save her in his dreams. |
2003.10.22 2003.10.27 |
Omar G |
| 3-3 Recap |
Sniper? I Hardly Know 'Er! Extinction - A gunman with a grudge against all mutantkind terrorizes the town. |
2003.10.15 2003.10.21 |
Omar G |
| 3-2 Recap |
Return Of The Bad-Ass Phoenix - Lex comes back, joins his dad in evil, and gets back his luvah Clark. And Lana gets DISMISSED! |
2003.10.08 2003.10.13 |
Omar G |
| 3-1 Recap |
I'm A Hustler, Baby Exile - Clark spends three months in Metropolis becoming a petty criminal, as everyone back in Smallville freaks out. Lex goes nuts on an island. |
2003.10.01 2003.10.06 |
Omar G |
| 2-23 Recap |
Never End a Season With a Motorcycle Exodus - Clark tries to break free of the patriarchal ship by blowing it up. It backfires (literally), so Clark gets sad and leaves town. |
2003.05.20 2003.05.26 |
Omar G |
| 2-22 Recap |
Snideface: The Revenge Calling - Professor Snideface awakes from his coma to reveal that Clark is going to rule all. But soon, he's burned to a crisp. Them's the breaks, supporting actor. |
2003.05.13 2003.05.19 |
Omar G |
| 2-21 Recap |
Send in the Clones Accelerate - A little girl haunting Lana turns out to be a scared (but nevertheless evil) clone. |
2003.05.06 2003.05.12 |
Omar G |
| Extra |
An Earful of Loeb The Jeph Loeb Interview - Smallville consulting producer and writer Jeph Loeb shoots the shit with Omar. |
2003.05.10 2003.05.10 |
Omar G |
| 2-20 Recap |
Witless Witness - Some jocks turn Kryptonite into Gatorade. But it's all about Lana. Yawn. |
2003.04.29 2003.05.06 |
Omar G |
| 2-19 Recap |
Men Suck Precipice - Lana is almost assaulted at The Talon, and Clark gets sued. Similar stalkeriffic events happen to Lex's girlfriend. |
2003.04.22 2003.04.28 |
Omar G |
| 2-18 Recap |
The Marshall Mouthers Episode Visitor - Is there another superalien in town? After much deliberation...uh, no. No, there isn't. |
2003.04.15 2003.04.21 |
Omar G |
| 2-17 Recap |
Supermen: Two for the Price Of One Rosetta - Christopher Reeve guest-stars and gives Clark more answers about his origin than he knows what to do with. |
2003.02.25 2003.02.28 |
Omar G |
| 2-16 Recap |
In Sickness and In Stealth Fever - Bo tries to find a way to cure MamaKent and Clark from krypto-spores. |
2003.02.18 2003.02.24 |
Omar G |
| 2-15 Recap |
Brotherly Lust Prodigal - Lex's brother Lucas joins the fold, and he's a hothead. |
2003.02.11 2003.02.15 |
Omar G |
| 2-14 Recap |
Kids These Days Rush - Chloe and Pete are infected by thrill-seeking parasites that make them bad. Red meteor rock makes Clark follow suit. |
2003.02.04 2003.02.10 |
Omar G |
| 2-13 Recap |
Who Shot Papa Luthor? Suspect - The classic TV storyline gets a very gay reworking when Papa Luthor is shot twice in the chest. Who did the dirty deed? |
2003.01.28 2003.02.02 |
Omar G |
| 2-12 Recap |
"Insurgence" Resurgence Insurgence - Papa Luthor and MamaKent are taken hostage at LuthorCorp when Lex's industrial espionage plan goes awry. A good episode, finally. |
2003.01.21 2003.01.27 |
Omar G |
| 2-11 Recap |
Goodbye Jocko Visage - Jocko Whitney returns from combat, but he's acting a little strange. Turns out it's actually Shapeshifta' Girl, coming to claim Lana for herself. |
2003.01.14 2003.01.21 |
Omar G |
| 2-10 Recap |
She-dogs and cave dwellers Skinwalker - A werelady bewitches Clark and gnaws on a dude's femur. And Clark gets all mystical with some cave drawings. |
2002.11.26 2002.11.30 |
Omar G |
| 2-9 Recap |
Twin Heads Make One Big Ass Dichotic - Jonathan Taylor Thomas twins terrorize two twits. |
2002.11.19 2002.11.23 |
Omar G |
| 2-8 Recap |
Boy Story Ryan - Ryan, the boy psychic, returns, but not for long: He's got a tumor the size of a Snickers. |
2002.11.12 2002.11.18 |
Omar G |
| 2-7 Recap |
Family Ties That Bind Lex Lineage - A woman claiming to be Clark's mom helps turn this flashback episode into a revelation of tons of secrets. |
2002.11.05 2002.11.06 |
Omar G |
| 2-6 Recap |
Repetitive Super-Injury Redux - Clark meets his grandfather, who doesn't like Bo, while a girl sucks the life out of fellow Smallville High students. |
2002.10.29 2002.11.04 |
Omar G |
| 2-5 Recap |
Not Very Well-Versed Nocturne - A lanky poet has a crush on Lana, but has a bigger crush on being a monster who can...um, crush things. |
2002.10.22 2002.10.26 |
Omar G |
| 2-4 Recap |
Red Means Stop (Being Nice) Red - Red meteor rocks turn Clark into a leather-wearing James Dean wannabe. |
2002.10.15 2002.10.21 |
Omar G |
| 2-3 Recap |
Re-Pete Duplicity - Clark's secret is revealed when Pete finds his spaceship. Oops! |
2002.10.08 2002.10.14 |
Omar G |
| 2-2 Recap |
Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot! Heat - Clark has a new power: super-ejaculate hot beams! But didn't we know that already? |
2002.10.01 2002.10.08 |
Omar G |
| 2-1 Recap |
Suck: The Aftermath Vortex - It's post-tornado time, and the town of Smallville is recovering, rebuilding, and rekindling that HoYay! magic. |
2002.09.24 2002.09.28 |
Omar G |
| Extra |
Omar on Recapping Smallville the TWoP Way Boston Tea Party 2002 Presentation - How best to talk about the homoerotic subtext without offending straight or gay readers? The solution? Keep it real; embrace the HoYay. |
2002.06.18 2002.06.18 |
Omar G |
| 1-21 Recap |
You say "TorNAYdo," I say, "TornYAYdo" Tempest - Tornadoes hit Smallville just in time for the spring formal and, oh yeah, the season finale. |
2002.05.21 2002.05.28 |
Omar G |
| 1-20 Recap |
BlahnaVision Obscura - Lana can see visions! Like Chloe's kidnapping! Clark saves the day, but not before we have to see another forgettable villain come and go. |
2002.05.14 2002.05.21 |
Omar G |
| 1-19 Recap |
Telekinemesis Crush - A mumbly cartoonist who can move things with his mind chops hands, kills Principal Kwan, and gets in the way of a Clark/Chloe/Lana three-way. |
2002.05.07 2002.05.13 |
Omar G |
| Extra |
The Al Gough Interview The Al Gough Interview - One of the creators of Smallville, Al Gough, talks to Omar G about our favorite mopey superhero. |
2002.05.06 2002.05.06 |
Omar G |
| 1-18 Recap |
Buzzkill Drone - Clark and the gang deal with student politics and rampaging swarms of honey bees. |
2002.04.30 2002.05.03 |
Omar G |
| 1-17 Recap |
Ash Tuesday Reaper - A boy who believes he can help the old by going Kevorkian on their asses is loose. Whoever will save us from him? |
2002.04.23 2002.04.30 |
Omar G |
| 1-16 Recap |
Little Orphan Luka Stray - A young boy who can read minds gets temporarily adopted by the Kents, but he's being stalked by an evil stepdad. Isn't that always the way? |
2002.04.16 2002.04.22 |
Omar G |
| 1-15 Recap |
Flower Power Nicodemus - A strange plant causes a few Smallville regulars to act strange and funny. We like it better this way. |
2002.03.19 2002.03.26 |
Omar G |
| 1-14 Recap |
Hero to Zero Zero - We finally make it down to Club Zero, but there's nothing there but a guy who was supposed to be dead -- and is coming back after Lex for revenge -- and no dancing. That's just wrong. |
2002.03.12 2002.03.18 |
Omar G |
| 1-13 Recap |
Harvey Wallgangers Kinetic - A trio of hooligans who can walk through walls go on a crime spree in Smallville, robbing Lex last. |
2002.02.26 2002.03.04 |
Omar G |
| 1-12 Recap |
Superpower Shuffle Leech - A nerdy student accidentally steals Clark's superpowers in a freak lightning storm, leaving Clark normal and happy. Meanwhile, Lex severs ties with Boobs McChesty after screwing her and her father over. Can I get a whoop-whoop? |
2002.02.12 2002.02.17 |
Omar G |
| 1-11 Recap |
Shake, Shake, Shake! Hug - A man who can hypnotize people with a mere handshake turns Lex against Clark, buys the Kent farm and causes mass Chris Isaak references. |
2002.02.05 2002.02.11 |
Omar G |
| 1-10 Recap |
Nice Not to See You Shimmer - An invisible teenager would rather assist his sister's crush on Lex Luthor than actually look at naked girls or steal cash. Also, Clark almost kisses Lana, but wusses out at the least opportune moment. |
2002.01.29 2002.02.01 |
Omar G |
| 1-9 Recap |
The Breastplate and the Bad Cop Rogue - Clark gets blackmailed by a dirty cop who threatens to reveal his secrets. Lex's old flame comes back into his life, but he promptly ignores her when Clark is in trouble. |
2002.01.15 2002.01.19 |
Omar G |
| 1-8 Recap |
Shake It Up Jitters - A former Luthorcorp employee with a bad case of the shakes takes Clark and his friends hostage while Lex has paternal issues at the family plant. |
2001.12.11 2001.12.18 |
Omar G |
| 1-7 Recap |
Constant Craving Craving - An overweight girl finds out that kryptonite can help her lose weight...and turn her into a fat-sucking succubus. |
2001.11.27 2001.12.01 |
Omar G |
| 1-6 Recap |
Future Shock Hourglass - A nursing-home resident who can tell the future spooks Lex and Clark, while another nursing-home resident finds the fountain of youth in a kryptonite-laden pond. |
2001.11.20 2001.11.24 |
Omar G |
| 1-5 Recap |
Ice to See You Cool - A high-schooler who sucks the warmth out of nubile young things (including Clark) wreaks chilly destruction on the town. |
2001.11.13 2001.11.19 |
Omar G |
| 1-4 Recap |
Slash-o-Vision X-Ray - Clark develops his ability to see through walls and people just as a Shapeshifta' Girl wreaks havoc on Smallville, giving everyone whose image she usurps a bad name. Even Lex. |
2001.11.06 2001.11.10 |
Omar G |
| 1-3 Recap |
I'm Your Firestarter! Hothead - Smallville's crooked high-school football coach (Kevin Arnold's dad from The Wonder Years) develops pyrokinesis. How appropriate given the flames of desire between Lex and practically everyone else in this episode. |
2001.10.30 2001.11.03 |
Omar G |
| 1-2 Recap |
House of Buggin' Metamorphosis - The kryptonite necklace returns to its rightful owner (Lana) but not before a hero (Clark) saves the town (Smallville) from an insectile supervillain (Bug Boy). |
2001.10.23 2001.10.25 |
Omar G |
| 1-1 Recap |
A Pilot Doesn't Have to Fly Pilot - Let's all go to Smallville, where we'll meet Clark, the world's wussiest superhero, his Dukes of Hazzard dad, and all the reject subplots from Roswell. |
2001.10.16 2001.10.19 |
Omar G |
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