By Jacob
Frank's still on the run from those weird Irish goons from last week, trying to scrounge up money any way he can, until one of his buddies at a Bumfights shoot (in which he is soundly beaten by a crazy cat lady) suggests he fake his own death. The Gallaghers rally around this idea and they put on a whole wake and memorial and the whole thing, and eventually the goons are tricked.
Kev and Veronica are getting a foster child, both for the money and to see what that's like. From the teasers for week, what it's like seems to be Sister Wives.
In other baby news, Sheila is so taken with Liam during their babysitting overnight that she is driven to A) Walk out the front door while connected to the banister with a rope made of every sheet and blanket in the house and B) Toss her birth control right in the toilet.
And then you've got Fiona, edging out the door in similar fashion after Kev advises Steve to take the pressure off Fiona by simply ordering her to take the night off with him in a fancy hotel. They do it in a swimming pool and she acts all cornpone and it's the usual vibe, only this time in a hotel.
Sheila's not the only one with baby fever: Linda's finally installed that camera system she's been talking about, and the first thing she gets to see is her husband getting fucked by a teenage boy. It's fairly amazing, how this goes down, she runs through a bunch of different feelings, punches Ian, tells him he still has a job and that in fact they can continue on just as before -- as long as she gets to be pregnant -- but that frankly she and Ian both could do better.
What neither of the Kash & Grab couple know is that Ian took a crowbar over to Mickey Milkovich's house to get Kash's gun back, and ended up fucking him too. Somehow I don't think Mandy's going to be as cool about her boyfriend screwing her brother as Linda is being about her husband screwing their boxboy. Mostly, it's so awesome that it doesn't really matter what anybody else thinks.