Oh, forget it!

S04E07

Anyway, Carrie then asks CIM how Miranda's doing. Shouldn’t she have asked Miranda that herself when Miranda told her that CIM took her to the chiropractor? Oh, that’s right -- Carrie really doesn’t care about Miranda and felt it was more important to get that information from her boyfriend. CIM tells her that Miranda can’t work or run for a week and has to wear a foam neck brace. Then he starts playing jacks again. Carrie decides to leave, and asks Shayna to give them a minute. She asks CIM, “What’s going on?” He just shrugs at her. She then tells him that she doesn’t have to work tomorrow, and asks him to come over. She tells Shayna it was nice to meet her, then tells CIM she will see him later. He just goes back to the game with Shayna as Carrie walks away, pouting.

Carrie then tells us that CIM never came over that night. She's in bed with candles lit, and she just lies there and looks sad. Okay, from what Carrie said at the bar, it sounded like she wasn’t working the day and wanted him to come over then. She never invited him to her place that night. And the phrase “see you later” can mean “see you tomorrow” when she never mentioned a sleep-over. She tells us she was being punished for her “Big mistake” as she blows out the candles and goes to sleep.

The morning, Carrie arrives at Miranda’s door with bagels. Immediately Carrie starts complaining about CIM not coming over to her place last night, telling Miranda that she called him and he said he thought she meant for him to come over the day. Miranda blurts out, “You know what, this is bullshit.” Carrie thinks so too, but Miranda corrects her and tells her that she is bullshit for bringing up bagels as a decoy to talk about CIM, and points out that she didn’t even bring cream cheese. Carrie doesn’t even look surprised, and tells her that she got the “good bagels,” like that excuses everything else. Miranda tells her, “It’s bad enough you send your boyfriend to help me when I call you, but now, the bullshit bagels!” She adds that, if Carrie were hurt and needed her help, she wouldn’t send over her boyfriend, even though she doesn’t have a boyfriend at the time. Hey, Miranda, thanks for pointing out that you don’t have a boyfriend, because you haven’t griped about that yet this episode like you usually do every week. Carrie is all, “What’s the problem?” Gee, Carrie, maybe the problem is that you are a whiny little me-me-me-me twit that doesn’t appreciate the few friends you have. Carrie then matter-of-factly tells Miranda that CIM is better in a crisis, and that she herself can’t even remember to bring cream cheese. Miranda tells her that CIM saw her naked lying on the bathroom floor, and asks if he told Carrie that. Carrie tells her that CIM is a gentleman, and apologizes and tells her she will never send her boyfriend to do her job again, and then asks Miranda if she wants her bagel toasted. Miranda right then completely loses her spine and accepts Carrie’s apology. Carrie starts up again with the complaining while she goes to the toaster, and you can see that she is wearing a Gucci fanny-pack. People, she is wearing a fanny-pack! The only place where a fanny-pack is remotely acceptable is at an amusement park if you don’t want to lose your keys and money going upside down on a roller coaster. I would have told Carrie that not only are her bagels bullshit, but so is her choice of accessories. So Carrie thinks CIM is having an affair with Shayna, and Miranda tells her that just because she cheated on CIM doesn’t mean he is cheating on her. Carrie thinks it is just a matter of time, because, you know, it is for her. Miranda tells her CIM is a good guy, and Carrie thinks she is the “bad guy” and that she deserves to be treated poorly because of the way she treated CIM in the past. Personally, I think she should be treated poorly because of the fashion monstrosities she has sported in the past year, and because she's the worst friend a girl could ever have.