Boo!

S04E05

Carrie tells us, “That night, I wasn’t the only one who was haunted.” Miranda is woken up again by the ghost and calls Carrie, who comes over with a bag of Oreos. Miranda apologizes for making her come over, but she wanted another witness to hear the ghost noises. Carrie, being the good friend she is and telling Miranda so, tells her it's fine.

Meanwhile, Bunny walks into Trey and Charlotte’s bedroom and starts to put Vick’s Vaporub on Trey’s chest. Charlotte wakes up and tells Bunny that she is Trey’s wife so she should do that, so she takes the Vick’s and starts rubbing it on Trey’s stomach. Bunny tells her she doesn’t know what she's doing, and Charlotte tells her she is being inappropriate, so Bunny turns her nose up at her and starts to leave. Charlotte stops her and tells her that Bunny living with them isn’t going to work, and that Charlotte is going to decorate the house as she sees fit, and announces that there can be only one lady of the house. Bunny tells her, “The decoys may come and go, but I’m going to be here forever.” All this time, Trey is sound asleep. I would like to know what sleeping meds he is taking, because all my husband has to do is turn over to make me wake up, and Trey’s got women rubbing greasy medication all over him and having a mini-catfight in the room and he doesn’t even move.

Samantha and Sonia are sleeping when a man wakes them up by knocking on the door; he's looking for Samantha. Random guy is there for some late-night sex, and Sonia comes to the door to join Samantha and tells the guy she's Samantha’s girlfriend. Random guy thinks it's sexy that Samantha has a girlfriend, and wants them to make him “a sandwich.” Samantha closes the door on him, but he keeps knocking. Sonia calls him a “motherfucker” and threatens to call the police. Carrie tells us, “And with that, [Sonia] released Samantha’s ghost and confronted Samantha.” What ghost did she release? Damn, the writers are really stretching this ghost theme thin. Give it up already! Sonia complains about men coming to Samantha's door in the middle of the night, serving her drinks, and leaving messages on the answering machine. Samantha tells her that she used to have sex with men, and used to enjoy it until she got into a relationship with Sonia. Sonia asks her, “You call this a relationship?” to which Samantha spits at her, “Well, it’s tedious and the sex is dwindling, so from what I’ve heard, yes!” Ouch! Sonia asks if there's something Samantha wants to say to her, and Samantha tells her she is sick of talking, because it has “replaced the fucking in our fucking relationship!” And then she tells Sonia, “I want passion, I want fireworks!” Sonia screams, “You want fireworks? I’ll show you fireworks!” and then starts to smash Samantha’s plates in the kitchen. Samantha starts to cry about her plates, and Sonia screams, “You don’t even cook!” She then takes smaller plates and asks Samantha, “Want a little firework? Bing! Another little one? Ba-bing!” as she smashes the smaller plates. Go Sonia! Kick Samantha’s poser-lesbian ass! Or dishes, whichever.