Now it’s time for the ultra-low-stakes two-on-one date. A rose will be given out on the date, but the guy who doesn’t get the rose isn’t eliminated. Zak and Drew head out to a go-kart track, with Desiree explaining that this will be a fun date with no pressure.
She wants to see Drew let go, which he apparently doesn’t do very often. And Zak doesn’t “seem himself” in group settings, she tells us. Shouldn’t you have taken him on a one-on-one date, then?
So they race around the track for a while, then they stop and talk about how they vroom vroomed really fast. And now she wants Zak and Drew to race for a “special surprise,” by which I presume she means a handy. And we watch the two of them race, and it’s not exactly Fast and Furious here. And Drew versus Zak is kinda like Alien vs. Predator: Whoever wins, we lose. And the winner is Zak? I guess? I must have missed the special surprise. I suppose I could rewind, but … I mean, it’s so late. [The big surprise was that he got to talk to her alone first. - AC]
They sit down for a picnic off to the side of the track, like how pleasant that must be. “What a life we live,” observes Zak, and Desiree says, “I know, right?” See?
The three of them guzzle wine for a while, and then apparently Zak’s big reward for winning the go-kart race is that he’s first for alone time with Desiree, like what a rip that is.