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3-18 2002.05.14 |
Actually, it was pretty stupid Michael and Maria refer to this show as stupid, taking the final word from the critics who have been spray-painting that word on the side of Roswell's Paramount soundstage for three freaking years already. |
| Ep. | Title | Air/Pub'l | Author |
| 3-18 Recap |
Actually, it was pretty stupid Graduation - Michael and Maria refer to this show as stupid, taking the final word from the critics who have been spray-painting that word on the side of Roswell's Paramount soundstage for three freaking years already. |
2002.05.14 2002.05.20 |
Djb |
| 3-17 Recap |
Countdown to Ecstasy III: Rise of the Machines Four Aliens and a Baby - One left, people. Episode, that is. And also viewer. |
2002.05.07 2002.05.09 |
Djb |
| 3-16 Recap |
Countdown to Ecstasy II: Nearly-Cancelled Boogaloo Crash - Two left, people. Episodes, that is. And also viewers. |
2002.04.30 2002.05.06 |
Djb |
| 3-15 Recap |
Countdown to Ecstasy Who Died And Made You King - Three left, people. Episodes, that is. And also viewers. |
2002.04.23 2002.04.30 |
Djb |
| 3-14 Recap |
Shut up...mon Chant Down Babylon - Roswell takes almost forty-five full minutes to finally explain why it was digging up Bob Marley for the previous forty-five minutes. |
2002.02.26 2002.03.01 |
Djb |
| 3-13 Recap |
Death Becomes Them Panacea - All of them, really. The cast is prettied up considerably when one of its regulars and one of its extras die in an untimely fashion. Also, Maria shoots her music career pretty much right in the face, which also makes things prettier. |
2002.02.12 2002.02.18 |
Djb |
| 3-12 Recap |
Cr-cr-crappy Ch-ch-changes - Wait. What? |
2002.02.05 2002.02.10 |
Djb |
| 3-11 Recap |
I Wonder Tangentially About Jeannie I Married An Alien - Because "Blast From The Ass" wouldn't have made it as the title of the index page blurb, now, would it? |
2002.01.29 2002.02.03 |
Djb |
| 3-10 Recap |
Hang, over A Tale of Two Parties - A secret party doesn't stay secret enough. |
2002.01.01 2002.01.04 |
Djb |
| 3-9 Recap |
There's Something About Sammy Samuel Rising - What'd you say? Oh. Nothing. Never mind. |
2001.12.18 2001.12.22 |
Djb |
| 3-8 Recap |
Her boyfriend's back and he's gonna be in trouble Behind the Music - Hey-blah, hey-blah, her boyfriend's back. |
2001.11.27 2001.12.01 |
Djb |
| 3-7 Recap |
Too many khooks in the khitchen Interruptus - Khivar goes by many names in this episode. Call him what you like, but don't call him late for a field trip back to the Planet Arium. Don't worry about him, though. He's brought his own ride with him and everything. |
2001.11.20 2001.11.21 |
Djb |
| 3-6 Recap |
It was a teenage wedding and the old folks wished 'em well To Have And To Hold - Actually, the old folks didn't wish them anything. Nobody wanted to go. Nobody cared. Don't we know just exactly how they felt? |
2001.11.13 2001.11.18 |
Djb |
| 3-5 Recap |
Out of control Control - Roswell continues its slide down the slippery slope of quality as Max's quest for his son sputters to a halt, Isabel barrels ahead with her wedding plans, and everyone else wonders what the hell those two wacky alien siblings are doing. |
2001.11.06 2001.11.13 |
Chuck |
| 3-4 Recap |
L.A. Story Secrets & Lies - Aliens act badly (hell, everyone acts badly) as Roswell goes totally Hollywood and repels yet another first-time viewer. |
2001.10.30 2001.11.03 |
Chuck |
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