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Bret finally remembers that Kristy Joe is on this date too, and goes to get her from the lobby. She tells him that everyone in the house thinks she's crazy. He says, "Thinks, or knows?" She admits that she's a little bit crazy. Kristy Joe then tells Bret that she doesn't like him. That might be the first rational thing she's said all season. The whole thing is really awkward, and Bret tells us that he doesn't know what to make of her. Megan comes back to the table, telling Bret that she missed him too much to stay away. Megan is happy that Kristy Joe is mad.
They return home, and Bret huddles in his room to make his decision about tonight's elimination. Kristy Joe enters her bedroom, and Ambre wants to talk to her. She's still mad about how Kristy Joe interrupted her date with Bret, right as she was about to get a reference for the universe's best accountant. Kristy Joe, already distraught about her date, just freaks out on Ambre. She tells Ambre she basically doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks about her, except for Bret. Ambre tells Kristy Joe not to fucking raise her voice at her. Kristy Joe is sorry that Ambre can't handle the truth. Ambre yells that the truth is that Kristy Joe is a hot tranny mess. Kristy Joe says that she's stressed out to no end, and she deals with her stress by becoming Madame Wackadoo. Ambre is pretty much done with Kristy Joe, and says that she's sick of her fucking with Bret and everyone else. So punch the ho in the throat and take flight on her. I really have no other advice to offer at this point. Kristy Joe thinks that Ambre is messing with her head, and wants it to stop.
Eliminations! Destiney is nervous of her status as the losing creative director for the video. Kristy Joe is a big fucking mess, and also wears a cooter-skimming dress. Bret gets right down to it. First called is mostly-sane 900 years old Ambre. She's very excited. Then there's hot Daisy, with whom Bret has a spiritual connection. She's solidly planning on staying and rocking his world. called is newly sexy Jessica, who is very relieved. is Destiney. Megan is confused at how Bret could gaze at her tits for so long, yet put her in the bottom two. Bret tells the girls that he had a really hard decision to make.
He asks Kristy Joe to come to him. He holds her hand, and says that they've had a roller coaster of a relationship, and that she's tried to leave him more times than someone he'd been with for eight years. However, he really cares about her and feels a connection. There is one thing Bret needs to know from Kristy Joe -- would she continue to stay in the house and rock his world? Kristy Joe starts crying, and Bret asks her again if she wants to stay in the house. Megan can't believe that Bret is leaving her fate in Kristy Joe's gnarled, wart-ridden hands. Kristy Joe says that she has a lot of stuff to take care of at home. Bret asks if he couldn't help her take care of that. I am so sure that he would be a HUGE help in Kristy Joe's life matters. Bret interviews that he has all the intention in the world of keeping Kristy Joe in the house, but he doesn't want to force her to be there. He wants her to want to be there. And then! Kristy Joe says that she needs to go home and take care of her business. She makes it sound like she hasn't pooped for three weeks. Which, she probably hasn't.
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