Previously on The Real World: Frankie told her boyfriend Dave that she got drunk and blacked out, and he said he thought they should break up. Brad and Cameran speculated that Randy and Robin were going to hook up.
Randy and Robin get into bed together. Robin interviews that she and Randy "have a connection" (shouldn't that be "shared a connection"?), but that it "hasn't crossed that boundary into something intimate." In another room, Jacquese and Cameran discuss whether Randy and Robin have fooled around. Cameran says that Robin claims nothing has happened, but Jacquese isn't buying it. Jacquese interviews that Robin is always sleeping in his and Randy's room. Jacquese tells Cameran that he heard some sounds coming from Randy's bed the other night, and repeats them for her. I never needed to hear Jacquese making sexual moaning noises, that's for sure. Randy interviews that he and Robin have an understanding, because they both "need a certain kind of attention from the opposite sex." That means manual stimulation, but no penetration. Randy adds that Robin knows that he's not looking for a relationship, and he hopes that things don't get confused. Yeah, because that has always been successful in the history of the human race. You keep dreaming, Randy.
Aaaah! A big boat! Look out, Frankie! Frankie calls her mom and asks if her mom would be upset if Frankie came home. Frankie's mom thinks that Frankie is just talking about a visit, but Frankie is talking about coming home for good, because she doesn't know why she's in San Diego. To bring the drama! Obviously. Frankie's mom points out that it's only four months, and that coming home won't necessarily fix things with Dave. Frankie interviews that Dave has said that they're split up, and that she can't change that. Frankie yelps that her life was fine before she left, and that she screwed it up by coming to San Diego. Frankie's mom tries to reassure her, but Frankie says that Dave thinks she cheated on him, and that wouldn't have happened if she had stayed home. Frankie's mom says that Frankie would have forever regretted staying home. Word, Frankie's mom. And arranging your life around some guy who makes you miserable is a great way to live, by the way. Frankie starts yelling at her mom in a bitchy way, asking her to point out the positives. Instead of telling her to call back when she can discuss this like a grown-up, Frankie's mom says that things could turn around in a day or a week. Frankie insists that isn't going to happen. Man, she's like a twelve-year-old complaining that the girls at school all hate her, when week, they will all join forces and hate someone else. Frankie interviews that hanging out with her roommates is driving her crazy, because they don't share "the same hanging-out mentality." Her roommates don't like to get drunk and paw each other? That's not what I've seen. Frankie's mom says that Frankie has the resources to solve this, and that she's smart, and knows herself. Frankie sighs heavily. She needs to pull a Rachel fromBack to New York and find her own friends outside the house.
In the car, Robin keeps mumbling about Randy and how she gave him her heart. Brad yells in her ear that Randy is a good man, and that she has to respect that. Randy interviews that he's floored at how Robin is dealing with the situation. Robin tells Randy again to fuck off. Brad tries to defend Randy, but Robin isn't having it. Brad interviews that Robin needs to start thinking about what she's saying, because some words hurt. Why do I feel like that quote was pulled from the episode where Robin used the "n" word? Robin says that she gave Randy her heart, and she hopes he fucking dies. Brad is more upset than Randy, I think. Randy yells at Robin for putting him "on blast." Frankie, driving, seems way too happy about the drama. Randy tells Robin to fuck that shit, because he'll do anything for her. He reminds her that he was the one there when she got arrested. Robin tells both Randy and Brad to fuck off. Randy details all the times that he's been there for her, including the time he took a cab to pick her up from jail. Robin says that everyone knows how much she cares about Randy. Brad protests that he didn't know. Hee! Brad. Robin starts crying. Randy says he'll do anything it takes to make Robin feel better. Cameran hugs Robin, and Randy yells some more. Jamie's in the back seat, looking like she's about to puke. Can you blame her? And it's nice how Frankie was talking about how she couldn't bear to stay home alone, when it seems that Jacquese was at the house, too.
Robin pouts into bed. The guys hang out on the deck. Brad can't believe that two nights of spooning led to this. Jacquese thinks there must have been more than spooning going on. Randy denies it, and Jacquese suggests that Bazooka Joe has something to do with it. Jacquese interviews that he thinks that Robin wants a relationship and Randy doesn't, because Robin is so emotional now, it would only be worse if they were together. On the one hand, oh, women and their emotions. So irrational! On the other hand, Robin has no right or reason to be as upset as she is.
Frankie walks outside and falls down laughing to get the guys' attention. They ask what's up, and she says that Robin is running around naked. The guys all decide that they have to check it out. Frankie points out Robin in the shower. Apparently, she's peeing in there. Ew! Jacquese thinks that she looks like "a girl in an R. Kelly tape." I'll have to take his word for it. Brad and Jacquese find this hilarious. Jacquese interviews that Robin was peeing in the shower, and then she ran through the house naked (except she had a shirt on, so she wasn't really naked) and hopped into Randy's bed. Outside, Jacquese laughs that Robin hopped into Randy's bed soaking wet, and asks Randy where he's going to sleep. Randy says he's not too psyched about the situation. Jacquese interviews that Robin must think that if Randy sees her naked, he won't be able to resist her. The guys look at Robin's sleeping form. Jacquese interviews that Randy won't kick Robin out because he's "too nice." Also, in every shot since they got home, Brad is eating a big hunk of something. He must have a great metabolism. Jacquese and Brad find Randy sleeping in Cameran's bed, and laugh. Jacquese interviews that Randy is playing it smart, because Cameran's on the love sac. Which I now know is the correct name for the giant beanbag, but it doesn't mean that I would call it that if I owned one. Gross! Randy says he's not sleeping with "the girl who just took the long piss in the shower." Brad says that Robin is wet in his bed with no panties. Randy interviews that he figures nothing has been settled, and he'll have to deal with Robin in the morning.