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2-13 2002.04.14 |
I Have My Daddy's Tits Michael finds out who his real dad is, but nobody will tell him the truth because drag queen dads are just too embarrassing. Meanwhile, Brian and Lindsay play Hetero. |
| Ep. | Title (official) | Air/Pub'l | Author | Type |
| 2-13 |
I Have My Daddy's Tits ("It's Because I'm Gay, Right?") Michael finds out who his real dad is, but nobody will tell him the truth because drag queen dads are just too embarrassing. Meanwhile, Brian and Lindsay play Hetero. |
2002.04.14 2002.04.16 |
Pamie |
Recap |
| 2-12 |
Insert Brian Benben Joke Here (One Degree of Brian Kinney) Michael finds out that Brian's had everything he's ever wanted in life, and more. Ted's an ass. |
2002.04.07 2002.04.10 |
Pamie |
Recap |
| 2-11 |
Mercury's in What Now? (The Wedding) Speaking of power tools, this episode really wants to drive home the point that sometimes the universe hates gays. |
2002.03.31 2002.04.04 |
Pamie |
Recap |
| 2-10 |
Down in the Dumps (Priorities, Please!) Emmett loves his older boyfriend. Lindsay loves her dead gay grandmother. Brian loves himself. |
2002.03.17 2002.03.23 |
Pamie |
Recap |
| 2-9 |
Holy Moly! (Accentuate the Positive) Reading the recap alone will ensure your slot in hell. Beware. It's worse than the "Like a Prayer" video in here. |
2002.03.10 2002.03.14 |
Pamie |
Recap |
| 2-8 |
Rules of Engagement (Love For Sale) Emmett can't believe someone can't tell the difference between a porn king and a hustler. Justin breaks all of his own rules to play Brian to a young Justin. Michael gets desperate. |
2002.03.03 2002.03.06 |
Pamie |
Recap |
| 2-7 |
Where's the Love? ("The Leper," or, "Hath the Babe Not Eyes?") Ted doesn't appreciate Emmett. Ron and Nancy don't appreciate Lindsay. Debbie doesn't appreciate that her son's dating someone who's HIV-positive. |
2002.02.17 2002.02.23 |
Camper |
Recap |
| 2-6 |
Your Own Private Jizzball (Mixed Blessings) Someone once said that the second worst thing in the world is not getting what you want. And the worst thing is getting it. This week, Mike, Ted, and Justin learn that the hard way. At least Mike bagged a babe out of all this. Well, sort of. |
2002.02.10 2002.02.16 |
Camper |
Recap |
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"We See the Potential, Too, and We All Want It to Be The Best It Can Be" (The Scott Lowell Interview, Part II) Scott Lowell continues to tell it like it is. |
2002.02.13 2002.02.13 |
Camper |
Extra | |
| 2-5 |
Dreams (...Wherever That Dream May Lead You) Dreams come true, but not free, for Mike, Justin, and Ted. But hey! They each had their choice of an anvil or hammer with each purchase. God. Some people are so lucky. |
2002.02.03 2002.02.10 |
Camper |
Recap |
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"You Have to Take the Good Stuff Along With the Things That People Say, Like, 'Oh, I Close My Eyes When He Takes His Clothes Off'" (The Scott Lowell Interview, Part I) Scott Lowell tells it like it is. |
2002.02.08 2002.02.08 |
Camper |
Extra | |
| 2-4 |
Pride and Prejudice (Pride) To celebrate PrideFest, Ron and Dan's House of Hammers went on a holiday schedule. Mike refuses to march with his mom's P-FLAG group, Lindsay refuses to allow Mel to play with her ex-girlfriend, Ted refuses to believe his one-night stand isn't true love, and Justin refuses to attend PrideFest at all. Ron and Dan's stays open just long enough for Brian to take on a homophobic client, for which he gets yelled at over and over. By everyone. |
2002.01.27 2002.02.02 |
Camper |
Recap |
| 2-3 |
Gay As Blazes? Hard As Anvils. (Hypocrisy: Don't Do It) Emmett's new assignment is with a biracial, overly educated couple that could have jumped right out of his favorite show, Gay as Blazes (a politically correct view of gay life). Emmett couldn't be more thrilled. Then they both hit on him. Brian is supposed to receive an award for saving Justin's life, but he doesn't want it. Then Howard Bellwether -- who advocates a moral standard for homosexuals much like that on Gay as Blazes -- writes an article condemning Brian for his sexual history. Melanie and Lindsay are soon sent to get Brian to decline the award, but don't worry: Bellwether turns out to be a hypocrite, too. |
2002.01.20 2002.01.27 |
Camper |
Recap |
| 2-2 |
Well, It Was Better Than Last Week's (All Better Now) The Good? HDGBs speak up in order to give Brian his long-awaited dissin'. The Bad? Jennifer pimps Justin out to Brian in order to cure her son of PTSD. The Ugly? Mike and Emmett get paid to cater in the nude. Elsewhere, Ted gets fired for his addiction to gay porn. Oh, and there's also something about Mel and Lindsay maybe getting married, but no one's expecting you to stay awake through that. |
2002.01.13 2002.01.18 |
Camper |
Recap |
| 2-1 |
They're Ba-ack (Home Is Where the Ass Is) With few surprises. None of which had to do with the writing. Don't believe me? Lindsay and Melanie take Ted and Emmett to a wedding as their dates. Enough said. |
2002.01.06 2002.01.11 |
Camper |
Recap |
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